tell me abought an aquarius lady...me what should my trates be? i was born 2-18 an the change over...mean anything i also have a star an my left palm print?
Aquarius, what are my...?
If you're a typical Aquarian you like to debate/argue, have high yet down to earth standards when it comes to dating, are VERY loyal to your true friends, are a little weird and diverse, have friends from all races, like to laugh, very opinionated, open-minded, and you don't like stuck-up or people that brag. We're also very sensitive on the inside but have trouble showing our feelings on the outside. A LOT of people don't know that about Aquarians because we're known for being unemotional when in actuality we're not. We also need "me time" every now and again. I can be a social butterfly one minute but will want to be by myself the next. Oh yeah, we're very friendly, intelligent people and also very stubborn..lol. That's how I am anyway. I'm Aquarius too =)
Reply:Hello fellow Aquarian. Tell me if this sounds familiar. We are very caring about humanity but we tend to hold back on showing affection. You are close to Pisces so you may be more empathetic than I. You are probably somewhat psychic and you prefer to think about the future rather than the past. If a friend is in need, you will drop everything to help them. Some people may consider you an airhead but they don't realize that you are just thinking about alot of things at once. You may love doing puzzles that challenge your mind. And, regardless of how well you did in high school, you love to learn and getting many degrees is not outside your reach or dreams. You probably love metaphysics and the unusual.
Am I close?
Reply:I am a aquarius too. I am a welder by trade. We are artistic and excentric people
Reply:you like to pursue males that you don't have a chance with. you are very friendly and have several strange friends.
Reply:star on palm usually means you should develop your psychic abilities. find out which talent you possess......and there are many. read up.
AQUARIUS: the baby of the zodiac..like to be nurtured and pampered. a loner in general, but pick friends carefully. You do not like showing affection in public, but behind closed doors it is a different story. You are private about your life...(females) ( males tend to say too much!)
and dont like others knowing too many intimate details. You would do well in a job with money (your main focus) and papers , such as in a bank. You like things YOUR way...see all in black or white...You find it hard to say you are wrong..or apologize. You like gadgets and anything NEW...always searching for new adventures, new people, new toys..etc..
you do well with your opposite sign of LEO..with a gemini if they dont drive you nuts...and friends with other aquarius or pisces people..... not sure how old you are, so i wont go into your sexual traits.....enjoy life....its short.
Reply:You are just too cool and funny and understanding and are the best friend....EVER.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Joke:::: Body Language?
A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her t*ts! The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls, the woman then turns around, grabs her @ss and struts off the bus!!
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride a different route!"
Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.' She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the
Joke:::: Body Language?
Pmsl your on a roll tonight, I just choked up my soda, haha good one...star
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hehehe hahaha ;)
Reply:great!
hehehe
Reply:pmsl
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:nice one wrinkly
starred
Reply:like the girl who goes to the dentist with her dad
after a few minutes the dentist comes out %26amp; tells her dad that she has got both breasts out %26amp; is pointing to her crotch
dad says "sorry she's deaf %26amp; dumb. she wants 2 out %26amp; 1 filling"
boom boom
Reply:... HAHAHA!!!! (IN THE GOOD WAY!!)
Reply:thanks for that, will have to try that sign language myself, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Hahahahahhahahahahaaa, ffs have you found a new joke book hahahaha, that was class.
poison ivy
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride a different route!"
Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.' She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the
Joke:::: Body Language?
Pmsl your on a roll tonight, I just choked up my soda, haha good one...star
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hehehe hahaha ;)
Reply:great!
hehehe
Reply:pmsl
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:nice one wrinkly
starred
Reply:like the girl who goes to the dentist with her dad
after a few minutes the dentist comes out %26amp; tells her dad that she has got both breasts out %26amp; is pointing to her crotch
dad says "sorry she's deaf %26amp; dumb. she wants 2 out %26amp; 1 filling"
boom boom
Reply:... HAHAHA!!!! (IN THE GOOD WAY!!)
Reply:thanks for that, will have to try that sign language myself, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Hahahahahhahahahahaaa, ffs have you found a new joke book hahahaha, that was class.
poison ivy
What do you think of the story?
i read this beautiful story on net. what do you think of it?
A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.
The boy asked, "Ma`am, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I`ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I was talking to!"
What do you think of the story?
Very cute, I loved it. As soon as I read he had a smile on his face when he hung up, I knew what he was up to. I loved it, thank you.
Reply:What the hell is up with these people? That story is adorable. I'm new to this section, I live in the religion section. I came to this section to get away from the jerks. Are most of the people asses here too? Take care. Thanks again, I needed the happy it gave me when I read it. Report It
Reply:Hahahahahaha not funny at all
Reply:that was reallu positive for a little boy.
Reply:aww cute
Reply:too much thinkin involved b4 i understood it...a lil 2 wordy, but wen i got it, n pictured some1 my lil bros age doin it i thot it was clever n cute!
Reply:not bad
Reply:meh....
Reply:uhhh what was that?
makeup video
A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.
The boy asked, "Ma`am, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I`ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I was talking to!"
What do you think of the story?
Very cute, I loved it. As soon as I read he had a smile on his face when he hung up, I knew what he was up to. I loved it, thank you.
Reply:What the hell is up with these people? That story is adorable. I'm new to this section, I live in the religion section. I came to this section to get away from the jerks. Are most of the people asses here too? Take care. Thanks again, I needed the happy it gave me when I read it. Report It
Reply:Hahahahahaha not funny at all
Reply:that was reallu positive for a little boy.
Reply:aww cute
Reply:too much thinkin involved b4 i understood it...a lil 2 wordy, but wen i got it, n pictured some1 my lil bros age doin it i thot it was clever n cute!
Reply:not bad
Reply:meh....
Reply:uhhh what was that?
Milestone jokes?
JOKE TIME AGAIN
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they
had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure
out what was wrong.
As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the
sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the
altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a
fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and
mess with the lady's mind.
In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.
Your prayers will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying
her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and
tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers
will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath
of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS
CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR
MOTHER!"
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are . very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said:
"Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The
girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."
"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no
idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the
husband then."
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible. "
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went
wrong, they said I was responsible. "
A blonde goes into aDunkin Donuts and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
"Arizona Vacation"
On doctor's orders, Johnny had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services.
Johnny's brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of. "Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asked.
"I might as well take a look at it before the others get here." The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his work.
"He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."
"Airline Ticket"
As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a
man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't
happy with the price of $59 per ticket.
"I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted,
saying he would accept a flight at any time. I managed
to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight. "I'll take it,"
he said, then worried his wife might not like the
early hour.
I warned there was a fee of $25 per person if he
changed the reservation.
"Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's
fifty bucks?"
"Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear"
1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."
2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax
forms."
3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you
can't lose."
4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the
market is just a minor correction."
5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape--
you'll live to be 100!"
6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly
go wrong."
7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--
I'll never tell a soul."
8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:
"Even a child can do it."
9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--
we'll back you up."
10. Someone giving you directions says:
"You can't miss it."
11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of
turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."
12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations!
You're an instant winner!"
"Fishing on Sunday"
A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached
against fishing on Sunday.
The next day, one of his members presented him with a fine
string of fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell
you, parson, that those trout were caught on Sunday."
The minister hesitated, gazed appreciatively at the speckled
trout, and then said piously as he reached for his gift, "The
fish aren't to blame for that."
"Cross-eyed Bear"
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday.
He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something
happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about.
He told his mother, "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher
made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I
can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel
bad for him.
The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such
a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's
amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.
Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,
"I know what Jeffrey's talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear!'"
"Benefits of Tithing"
Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The
minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and
yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No
water! We're going to die!"
The second man comfortably propped himself up against a palm tree and
acted so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?! ?
We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What
difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no
water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered with a confident smile, "No, you just don't get
it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a
week. Our church is getting ready to start a building program. My
pastor and the finance committee will find me"
Milestone jokes?
LOL.
u got lots of good jokes...really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day ...
Reply:ssweet
Reply:EXCELLENT...I liked the scale one!
Reply:12 jokes all in the same post? Pretty good jokes. Thanks
Reply:nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol
SYC? Skylake ?
Reply:They where all really funny jokes
Reply:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they
had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure
out what was wrong.
As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the
sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the
altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a
fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and
mess with the lady's mind.
In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.
Your prayers will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying
her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and
tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers
will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath
of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS
CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR
MOTHER!"
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are . very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said:
"Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The
girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."
"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no
idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the
husband then."
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible. "
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went
wrong, they said I was responsible. "
A blonde goes into aDunkin Donuts and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
"Arizona Vacation"
On doctor's orders, Johnny had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services.
Johnny's brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of. "Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asked.
"I might as well take a look at it before the others get here." The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his work.
"He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."
"Airline Ticket"
As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a
man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't
happy with the price of $59 per ticket.
"I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted,
saying he would accept a flight at any time. I managed
to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight. "I'll take it,"
he said, then worried his wife might not like the
early hour.
I warned there was a fee of $25 per person if he
changed the reservation.
"Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's
fifty bucks?"
"Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear"
1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."
2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax
forms."
3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you
can't lose."
4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the
market is just a minor correction."
5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape--
you'll live to be 100!"
6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly
go wrong."
7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--
I'll never tell a soul."
8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:
"Even a child can do it."
9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--
we'll back you up."
10. Someone giving you directions says:
"You can't miss it."
11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of
turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."
12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations!
You're an instant winner!"
"Fishing on Sunday"
A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached
against fishing on Sunday.
The next day, one of his members presented him with a fine
string of fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell
you, parson, that those trout were caught on Sunday."
The minister hesitated, gazed appreciatively at the speckled
trout, and then said piously as he reached for his gift, "The
fish aren't to blame for that."
"Cross-eyed Bear"
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday.
He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something
happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about.
He told his mother, "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher
made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I
can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel
bad for him.
The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such
a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's
amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.
Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,
"I know what Jeffrey's talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear!'"
"Benefits of Tithing"
Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The
minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and
yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No
water! We're going to die!"
The second man comfortably propped himself up against a palm tree and
acted so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?! ?
We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What
difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no
water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered with a confident smile, "No, you just don't get
it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a
week. Our church is getting ready to start a building program. My
pastor and the finance committee will find me"
Milestone jokes?
LOL.
u got lots of good jokes...really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day ...
Reply:ssweet
Reply:EXCELLENT...I liked the scale one!
Reply:12 jokes all in the same post? Pretty good jokes. Thanks
Reply:nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol
SYC? Skylake ?
Reply:They where all really funny jokes
Reply:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Is'nt he clever?
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation.
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
Is'nt he clever?
smart boy!!lol.
Reply:hahahahahahahahaha will you PLEASE PLEASEEEE join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups
Reply:HAHAHA...lol That was great...
Reply:Hahaha very good.................I like it!
Reply:that pretty clever and admirable !!!!!!
kids r very curious trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:keep on posting like this,really outstanding.I like it *_*.He is clever like me
Reply:O.M.G. lol this was HALARIOUS U DESERVE A *
Reply:so funny!
Reply:That's really smart and funny! :)
Reply:haha! I like it!
Reply:That was a really smart boy....lol. That was cute.
Reply:Ha I like that one.
Reply:LOL. nice! made me smile. thanks! have a star!
Reply:haha nice one
Reply:I wish i was that smart as a kid
Reply:great!
Reply:very funny
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
Is'nt he clever?
smart boy!!lol.
Reply:hahahahahahahahaha will you PLEASE PLEASEEEE join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups
Reply:HAHAHA...lol That was great...
Reply:Hahaha very good.................I like it!
Reply:that pretty clever and admirable !!!!!!
kids r very curious trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:keep on posting like this,really outstanding.I like it *_*.He is clever like me
Reply:O.M.G. lol this was HALARIOUS U DESERVE A *
Reply:so funny!
Reply:That's really smart and funny! :)
Reply:haha! I like it!
Reply:That was a really smart boy....lol. That was cute.
Reply:Ha I like that one.
Reply:LOL. nice! made me smile. thanks! have a star!
Reply:haha nice one
Reply:I wish i was that smart as a kid
Reply:great!
Reply:very funny
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...
Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
Ladies: What's the deal with her?
Ladies: What's the deal with her?
Here's the deal: Went out with an attractive girl that we had lots in common with. She did the following and ladies I want you to tell me the meaning of these actions She extended her arms out toward me with her palms up, not touching mine, she kept crossing her legs and leaning over. She kept playing with her boot. She told me she didnt' have socks on under her boots, she gave me sips of her drinks several times, she also invited me to see the house she was going to be until she realized it was getting late. We were out until a little after midnight during the work week.
I flirted with her, held her hand for a little bit before s, and told her that I could tell that she was into yoga and loved to cook. Both were true. She seemed amazed. She also seemed red and was smiling alot and at one point rested her chin on her palm while she laughed at things I said that weren't even meant to be funny. I asked her out again, and she said "I'd love to" with this face like "aww, isn't that cute.
3 days ago
Additional Details
3 days ago
When I put my hand in hers, she held it, but seemed confused then I asked her if she minded it, she stared at her menu and said no, then she pulled it away after about 5 seconds.
Also, I have called her a total of 5 times in those three weeks and I never plan to ever again.
A year later (Christmas eve), I found her profile by accident on another website.
So I said hi and she pretty much said
"It's nice to 'see' you again and asked me if I still worked where I did (how did she remember)?
I asked her out to dinner again, is that wrong or do you think she's still interested.
6 hours ago - 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details
6 hours ago
UPDATE: After I had left her an email and just asked what happened. i thought she was interested and what it was I did exactly that had put her off.
She responded that she was extremely busy in general and felt I gave her no time to get back to me and thought it was too early to make it an issue at the time so she moved on.
She's the one that wanted to see me again that next weekend, I didn't have to chase her because I look foolish.
Did I do something wrong or is she a tease? Not enough time, it's been a year.
Why can't I trust any of you?
Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
just dont bother with her - you're not the bad guy at all
she basically used you for a bit of fun and probably gets a kick out of men chasing her so dont give her the satisfaction
not all women are like this but its understandable that you have trust issues when someone has messed you around
just live and let go and dont let her know she has even bothered you
Reply:nawww you poor thing...you CAN trust us but its just a matter of finding the RIGHT ONE to put your TRUST IN...she was totally screwing with your head dude...no you did nothing wrong...she was just a tease...
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Ladies: What's the deal with her?
Ladies: What's the deal with her?
Here's the deal: Went out with an attractive girl that we had lots in common with. She did the following and ladies I want you to tell me the meaning of these actions She extended her arms out toward me with her palms up, not touching mine, she kept crossing her legs and leaning over. She kept playing with her boot. She told me she didnt' have socks on under her boots, she gave me sips of her drinks several times, she also invited me to see the house she was going to be until she realized it was getting late. We were out until a little after midnight during the work week.
I flirted with her, held her hand for a little bit before s, and told her that I could tell that she was into yoga and loved to cook. Both were true. She seemed amazed. She also seemed red and was smiling alot and at one point rested her chin on her palm while she laughed at things I said that weren't even meant to be funny. I asked her out again, and she said "I'd love to" with this face like "aww, isn't that cute.
3 days ago
Additional Details
3 days ago
When I put my hand in hers, she held it, but seemed confused then I asked her if she minded it, she stared at her menu and said no, then she pulled it away after about 5 seconds.
Also, I have called her a total of 5 times in those three weeks and I never plan to ever again.
A year later (Christmas eve), I found her profile by accident on another website.
So I said hi and she pretty much said
"It's nice to 'see' you again and asked me if I still worked where I did (how did she remember)?
I asked her out to dinner again, is that wrong or do you think she's still interested.
6 hours ago - 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details
6 hours ago
UPDATE: After I had left her an email and just asked what happened. i thought she was interested and what it was I did exactly that had put her off.
She responded that she was extremely busy in general and felt I gave her no time to get back to me and thought it was too early to make it an issue at the time so she moved on.
She's the one that wanted to see me again that next weekend, I didn't have to chase her because I look foolish.
Did I do something wrong or is she a tease? Not enough time, it's been a year.
Why can't I trust any of you?
Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
just dont bother with her - you're not the bad guy at all
she basically used you for a bit of fun and probably gets a kick out of men chasing her so dont give her the satisfaction
not all women are like this but its understandable that you have trust issues when someone has messed you around
just live and let go and dont let her know she has even bothered you
Reply:nawww you poor thing...you CAN trust us but its just a matter of finding the RIGHT ONE to put your TRUST IN...she was totally screwing with your head dude...no you did nothing wrong...she was just a tease...
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Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?
Culture and customs in Nepal run deep. Some of them you will find interesting, some strange and others beyond logic. But as long as you show respect and sensitivity to local traditions, willingness to learn and adapt to Nepalese ways and values, you will be fine. For a people so deeply rooted in traditions and culture, Nepalese are remarkably open-minded and easy-going. If at any time, you have doubts, ask or simply do what other Nepalese do.
The list here is just a simple, brief introduction and in no way exhaustive:
"Namaste" is a common act done by putting the palms together in a prayer like gesture to greet anyone in Nepal. Do not take it seriously if any Nepalese hesitates to shake hands because it really hasn't been very long since western traditions crept into the Nepalese way of life. In Nepal, people especially ladies; not normally shake hand when they greet one another.
Nepal Visitors
Thamel,Kathmandu,Nepal
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Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?
I think it's great that you are trying to make more travelers aware of their options in Nepal, but you really shouldn't post questions to advertise your company/business.
You should wait until you find a question about traveling to Nepal and answer it with a link to your website. That way you are promoting your business and abiding by the terms of Yahoo!
(I do want to make it clear that I do NOT report people for posts like this, so please don't worry.)
Reply:i got the idea. namaste
The list here is just a simple, brief introduction and in no way exhaustive:
"Namaste" is a common act done by putting the palms together in a prayer like gesture to greet anyone in Nepal. Do not take it seriously if any Nepalese hesitates to shake hands because it really hasn't been very long since western traditions crept into the Nepalese way of life. In Nepal, people especially ladies; not normally shake hand when they greet one another.
Nepal Visitors
Thamel,Kathmandu,Nepal
www.nepalvisitors.com
kulendra@nepalvisitors.com
Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?
I think it's great that you are trying to make more travelers aware of their options in Nepal, but you really shouldn't post questions to advertise your company/business.
You should wait until you find a question about traveling to Nepal and answer it with a link to your website. That way you are promoting your business and abiding by the terms of Yahoo!
(I do want to make it clear that I do NOT report people for posts like this, so please don't worry.)
Reply:i got the idea. namaste
Anyone hungry for a laugh?
Two hungry tramps are walking down a country lane. One sees a pile of horse manure. He picks up a piece and lays it in the palm of his hand. ��I��m going to show this to the lady at the big house up the road and I will ask her to make it into a sandwich for me. She will feel sorry for us and give us some food.�� ��Do you think that will work?�� asks the other tramp. ��Of course, never fails.�� They go to the front door of the big house and knock on the door whereupon the lady of the house appears. The tramp asks: ��Excuse me my lady but is it possible you could give me two pieces of bread so I can make a sandwich with this piece of horse manure?�� The lady looks askance; ��You cannot eat that my man������go round to the stables and get a hot one!��
Anyone hungry for a laugh?
Wow.That was so hilarious that i'm laughed my smelly socks off which i've worn for about a week or two now.
Reply:Not as good as I was expecting... Good try though!
Reply:i can give you a fresh one if you want
Reply:WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke!!!
Reply:You are hilarious.....
Reply:quit telling jokes...ur bad
Reply:so so funny ^-^
Reply:lol, nice one
Reply:that stinks
Reply::-) Ha ha, the first one today that made me smile.
Dont know why though...
Reply:ha ha ha ha ! brilliant :)
Reply:lol that's really funny
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Reply:Like that 1
Reply:lol. that's good
Reply:very good
Reply:LMAO toooo funny LMAO
Reply:lol that is funny=D
Reply:sure am tell me a joke
Reply:hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
Reply:a good one.
Reply:Great Joke!!!
Reply:love it
Reply:that rich
Reply:terriffic.
Reply:lol...a fresh one...lol
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Anyone hungry for a laugh?
Wow.That was so hilarious that i'm laughed my smelly socks off which i've worn for about a week or two now.
Reply:Not as good as I was expecting... Good try though!
Reply:i can give you a fresh one if you want
Reply:WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke!!!
Reply:You are hilarious.....
Reply:quit telling jokes...ur bad
Reply:so so funny ^-^
Reply:lol, nice one
Reply:that stinks
Reply::-) Ha ha, the first one today that made me smile.
Dont know why though...
Reply:ha ha ha ha ! brilliant :)
Reply:lol that's really funny
Visit my Yahoo 360 page and post a feedback please.
Reply:Like that 1
Reply:lol. that's good
Reply:very good
Reply:LMAO toooo funny LMAO
Reply:lol that is funny=D
Reply:sure am tell me a joke
Reply:hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
Reply:a good one.
Reply:Great Joke!!!
Reply:love it
Reply:that rich
Reply:terriffic.
Reply:lol...a fresh one...lol
How do you feel about her new song?
Last night was the first time I heard the song and watched the video for the song To The Left by Beyonce. Am I the only one who feels that that song is the new female anthem when it comes to getting rid of the dead weith we call men? My husband hates it!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA! I love the part where she lures him face to face and he starts to get the big head thinking that he's still got her in the palm of her hand and ...........BAM! she snatches the necklace and takes the jacket!!!!!!!!!
With all the problems that my husband and I are having, I kind of felt liberated. It was like she was saying something to him that I couldn't fix my lips to say to him myself and I think he could sense that. Am I wrong or immature for feeling that way?
Either way ladies, you've got to admit that the song is off the chain!
How do you feel about her new song?
OK I wasn't sure what song you were referring to, so I found it. The song is called Irreplaceable. I like what the song says. I think she did a great job on the video. It's definitely a nice change from Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm
Yeah it could be a new anthem for the ladies. Fellas need to recognize that they can be replaced and need to get their act together.
Reply:I haven't heard it, I don't Beyonce because she discarded her own band so she could become more famous. She discarded members of her "family" because she wanted to get ahead in life.
With all the problems that my husband and I are having, I kind of felt liberated. It was like she was saying something to him that I couldn't fix my lips to say to him myself and I think he could sense that. Am I wrong or immature for feeling that way?
Either way ladies, you've got to admit that the song is off the chain!
How do you feel about her new song?
OK I wasn't sure what song you were referring to, so I found it. The song is called Irreplaceable. I like what the song says. I think she did a great job on the video. It's definitely a nice change from Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm
Yeah it could be a new anthem for the ladies. Fellas need to recognize that they can be replaced and need to get their act together.
Reply:I haven't heard it, I don't Beyonce because she discarded her own band so she could become more famous. She discarded members of her "family" because she wanted to get ahead in life.
Have you ever noticed that when someone feels you are completely annoyed by them they try.....?
to annoy and mess with you more and you just want them to leave you alone. For instance, I was on a plane with a guy who was so rude. He was rude before the plane even took off coming to our seat section and telling me and another passenger lady that he "needed one of us to move because he did not get a seat arrangement with his wife next to him", so one of us will "need" to swap with his wife. No please, no thank you. He was a Californian, of course. I could tell by his stupid palm tree button up shirt. I said no thank you but the lady next to me did it. She got a middle seat too.
The whole time I sat next to this dipsh*t he kept leaning over me like in my face because I had a window seat. Took about an hour to get out of his seat when I had to use the bathroom proclaiming being "stuck". I think he was deliberatly being obnoxiuos because I wasn't willing to compromise with his dumb *** which was my choice. I paid for my ticket. I wanted to punch him in the head. Is that wrong?
Have you ever noticed that when someone feels you are completely annoyed by them they try.....?
Sometimes people are just plain rude and think the world owes them something. I guess depending on the way I felt is the way I might have acted towards that man. I would have to say that the lady who gave up her seat might have had to sit in a middle seat but she probably had a better flight then you because she was away from him.
Reply:You should have reported the asshole to the stewardess.
Reply:What an assh***, I would have accidentally spilled my drink on him.
Reply:one word of advice use less words and more meaningfull actions , what that guy did was wrong but you could have confronted him and made him have a taste of his own bitter medicine.
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The whole time I sat next to this dipsh*t he kept leaning over me like in my face because I had a window seat. Took about an hour to get out of his seat when I had to use the bathroom proclaiming being "stuck". I think he was deliberatly being obnoxiuos because I wasn't willing to compromise with his dumb *** which was my choice. I paid for my ticket. I wanted to punch him in the head. Is that wrong?
Have you ever noticed that when someone feels you are completely annoyed by them they try.....?
Sometimes people are just plain rude and think the world owes them something. I guess depending on the way I felt is the way I might have acted towards that man. I would have to say that the lady who gave up her seat might have had to sit in a middle seat but she probably had a better flight then you because she was away from him.
Reply:You should have reported the asshole to the stewardess.
Reply:What an assh***, I would have accidentally spilled my drink on him.
Reply:one word of advice use less words and more meaningfull actions , what that guy did was wrong but you could have confronted him and made him have a taste of his own bitter medicine.
kung fu
Has anyone seen these Korean movies?
-An Old Garden
-Hot Lady
-The Love Tree
-Crazy First Love
-April Snow
-Lover's Concerto
-The Art of Seduction
-Sad Movie
-Everybody Has Secrets
-Because Love Therefore not Hinder
-The Windmild Palm Grove
-Addicted
-Daddy Long Legs
-Herb
Which should I watch first? Please help me!
Thanks! :D
Has anyone seen these Korean movies?
An Old Garden - goog movie about historical meditation on the conflict of love and politics
Crazy First Love - romantic comedy
April Snow - a good romance from 2005
Lover's Concerto - I like this movie the most of this four
More information about all of this movies you can find on this link
Reply:You can go to rottentomatoes.com to see the movies ratings, and which ever one is fresh and has the highest rating thats the one I would watch first, I put a link below to the movie april snow on rottentmatoes.com
Reply:Start with April Snow, The LoveTree, and Addicted, then go to Coast Guard if you can find it.
-Hot Lady
-The Love Tree
-Crazy First Love
-April Snow
-Lover's Concerto
-The Art of Seduction
-Sad Movie
-Everybody Has Secrets
-Because Love Therefore not Hinder
-The Windmild Palm Grove
-Addicted
-Daddy Long Legs
-Herb
Which should I watch first? Please help me!
Thanks! :D
Has anyone seen these Korean movies?
An Old Garden - goog movie about historical meditation on the conflict of love and politics
Crazy First Love - romantic comedy
April Snow - a good romance from 2005
Lover's Concerto - I like this movie the most of this four
More information about all of this movies you can find on this link
Reply:You can go to rottentomatoes.com to see the movies ratings, and which ever one is fresh and has the highest rating thats the one I would watch first, I put a link below to the movie april snow on rottentmatoes.com
Reply:Start with April Snow, The LoveTree, and Addicted, then go to Coast Guard if you can find it.
Do you believe psychics have power???????????
I never thought these people knew what they be talking about but today this lady told me " I SEE A GIRL SHE LOVES YOU BUT SHE 'S TWO FACES, SHE CHANGES AT TIMES, LIKE SHE BE DOING OTHER THINGS BEHIND MY BACK" now that was kinda freaky 'cause i was thinking about telling my girlfriend who i've been having problems with to stop saying she loves me,while i was at work cause she's holding back on her feelings and she still worry about other guys like wanting their friendships and that's not called being in love with someone and that kinda freaked me out because i was just thinking about her while the lady (psychic) brought that up then she wanted to do a palm reading but i said no , but somehow i wonder if she knew cause of her so called powers or she just guessed it cause most people have relationships problems nowadays, that's what i ended up thinking but what do you guys think???????
Do you believe psychics have power???????????
Hello
Being psychic is neither a gift, nor a power. It is a natural ability, present in us all, some are aware of it - others not.
Pam
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Reply:I believe psychics have powers, its a gift. I doubt she was guessing.
Reply:They have as much "power" as everyone else. They choose to use their energy in a different way then most.
Reply:I think that there are SOME people that have psychic powers as a gift or talent.. Most just learn how to make general predictions that we all could do..I too had an experience with one that really seemed to know what she was talking about, it was like she was watching a movie of my life and telling me about it.,, She was one of those 'psychic hot line 'numbers that you call. and she really seemed to know alot about me and what was going on in my life.. I tried calling her back but never could get the same reader..(its a good thing because that month i got a $600.00 phone bill) !!!! That was the most painful and exspensive lesson that I learned....And then I often ask myself "If some of these"psychics" really have powers, why don't you hear about them picking the winning lottery numbers and winning lots of money? This is just my opinion and experience on the subject.
Reply:some do and some don't. u have to be careful.
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Do you believe psychics have power???????????
Hello
Being psychic is neither a gift, nor a power. It is a natural ability, present in us all, some are aware of it - others not.
Pam
join ~ Practice Tarot. Psychic Development.
Clairvoyancy. Hypnotherapy. Meditation.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/holisticpa...
All Like Minded Folk Welcome
Reply:I believe psychics have powers, its a gift. I doubt she was guessing.
Reply:They have as much "power" as everyone else. They choose to use their energy in a different way then most.
Reply:I think that there are SOME people that have psychic powers as a gift or talent.. Most just learn how to make general predictions that we all could do..I too had an experience with one that really seemed to know what she was talking about, it was like she was watching a movie of my life and telling me about it.,, She was one of those 'psychic hot line 'numbers that you call. and she really seemed to know alot about me and what was going on in my life.. I tried calling her back but never could get the same reader..(its a good thing because that month i got a $600.00 phone bill) !!!! That was the most painful and exspensive lesson that I learned....And then I often ask myself "If some of these"psychics" really have powers, why don't you hear about them picking the winning lottery numbers and winning lots of money? This is just my opinion and experience on the subject.
Reply:some do and some don't. u have to be careful.
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Guys, do you find it more attractive if women...?
Have a large appetite (like eating 1/2 a pizza, lol), or a "lady" sized appetite (like they could hold their entire meal right inside the palm of their hand)?
Guys, do you find it more attractive if women...?
Depends on how good I now her.
Like if its the first date and she eats more than I do I would be scared she might turn into a "goodyear blimp" if I marry her....
Reply:as long as she is being herself then what she eats and how she eats it is not material ---- you love her for who she is
Reply:I really don't care....but large is nice.
Reply:It all depends if the meal ends with a "happy ending"
Reply:small appetite, because then i can eat the rest of her food too
Reply:Man.... that very much depends on the woman. If she's a nice looking lady with a good appetite that takes care of herself and isnt obese that I would say that's fine. If the person is active and doesnt over eat all the time they will not gain the weight as you seem to be presenting in an oversized portion. I eat a lot myself, but being who I am... very active through work and home chores it doesnt much matter. And my wife also eats a fair portion but she works out and is active with our children a lot so this takes care of it through her metabolism and so there isnt much to worry about. Just curious.. do you have someone being hard on you for your appetite?
Reply:Well, I like girls that fart loudly, so whatever that takes.
Reply:don know
but u better back the truck up
Reply:doesn't matter..as long as they look good..Big or small.. and I'm desert.
Reply:I have no problem with it. In fact I dont like it when girls dont eat much or anything. It just doesnt feel right. I could be eating a foot long sub and all she would eat is...air it just doesnt feel right.
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Guys, do you find it more attractive if women...?
Depends on how good I now her.
Like if its the first date and she eats more than I do I would be scared she might turn into a "goodyear blimp" if I marry her....
Reply:as long as she is being herself then what she eats and how she eats it is not material ---- you love her for who she is
Reply:I really don't care....but large is nice.
Reply:It all depends if the meal ends with a "happy ending"
Reply:small appetite, because then i can eat the rest of her food too
Reply:Man.... that very much depends on the woman. If she's a nice looking lady with a good appetite that takes care of herself and isnt obese that I would say that's fine. If the person is active and doesnt over eat all the time they will not gain the weight as you seem to be presenting in an oversized portion. I eat a lot myself, but being who I am... very active through work and home chores it doesnt much matter. And my wife also eats a fair portion but she works out and is active with our children a lot so this takes care of it through her metabolism and so there isnt much to worry about. Just curious.. do you have someone being hard on you for your appetite?
Reply:Well, I like girls that fart loudly, so whatever that takes.
Reply:don know
but u better back the truck up
Reply:doesn't matter..as long as they look good..Big or small.. and I'm desert.
Reply:I have no problem with it. In fact I dont like it when girls dont eat much or anything. It just doesnt feel right. I could be eating a foot long sub and all she would eat is...air it just doesnt feel right.
Hey ladies i was wondering about?
do you wear Jewlery everyday? Just wondering, cause when i was younger i didnt really care much for it and now i wear it everyday! i love to shop for earrings especailly. so whats ur favorite kind like rings necklaces..... and do u wear the same jewelry everyday or change it up alot. I know June cleaver on leave it to beaver always had her tiny gold hoops on every episode! there nice but she should have changed her earrings once in a while :) do u have a lot of jewelry? where do u buy it from? I bought alot of mine from the Palm Beach catalog . there stuff is great! nice quality cheap price and they have such a varity of stuff to chose from. my favorite is big earrings! i have a pair of huge gold hoops that i got from clairs accessories at the mall i also like big rings i have a ring thats 45 carats! so tell me what ya like! :)
Hey ladies i was wondering about?
I wear jewelry every single day and have forever! Once I was running late for work and flew out of the house without earrings - I felt so naked that I ran out and bought a pair on my coffee break.
I've collected jewelry for years so I'm able to change things up. I'm always on the lookout for something wonderful and a bit unusual. Many of the pieces I own were purchased during my travels. I'd much prefer a pretty piece of jewelry than a tee shirt as a memento of a trip. Other great sources have been gifts from close friends %26amp; family who know my (very particular) taste well. The most beautiful and most cherished are rings and bracelets passed down from my great grandmother.
I favor cool metals, especially sterling silver and platinum, and LOVE garnets and rubies, though I also own several nice emeralds. My preference is for items made (or that look like they were made) at the turn of the last century through the Deco age. I also own nearly every piece Elsa Peretti has designed for Tiffany %26amp; Co. since the late 80s. Those are more modern than my usual, yet also very classic looking and a nice change from my others. I have some Robert Lee Morris items that I like for the same reasons.
And call me crazy, but I seldom like diamonds. (Unless anyone wants to buy me this one Cartier necklace I saw a few years ago...!)
Reply:hi buy mine from the nite markets i wa sin dubai and i went to india and my god i loved it there didnt know wat to choose so i ended up buying big hoop anklets i love them and rings the biger the better!!
Reply:I love jewelry. For earrings I like india inspired long flashy earrings. I like long long necklaces can either be worn long or wrapped around a few times. Sparkling Cocktail rings are a favorite too...alone they can make a plain outfit really stylish.
Reply:I always buy pretty jewellery but I never wear it! I always forget and I like to accessorize my outfits with statement shoes, belts or bags rather than jewellery.
Hey ladies i was wondering about?
I wear jewelry every single day and have forever! Once I was running late for work and flew out of the house without earrings - I felt so naked that I ran out and bought a pair on my coffee break.
I've collected jewelry for years so I'm able to change things up. I'm always on the lookout for something wonderful and a bit unusual. Many of the pieces I own were purchased during my travels. I'd much prefer a pretty piece of jewelry than a tee shirt as a memento of a trip. Other great sources have been gifts from close friends %26amp; family who know my (very particular) taste well. The most beautiful and most cherished are rings and bracelets passed down from my great grandmother.
I favor cool metals, especially sterling silver and platinum, and LOVE garnets and rubies, though I also own several nice emeralds. My preference is for items made (or that look like they were made) at the turn of the last century through the Deco age. I also own nearly every piece Elsa Peretti has designed for Tiffany %26amp; Co. since the late 80s. Those are more modern than my usual, yet also very classic looking and a nice change from my others. I have some Robert Lee Morris items that I like for the same reasons.
And call me crazy, but I seldom like diamonds. (Unless anyone wants to buy me this one Cartier necklace I saw a few years ago...!)
Reply:hi buy mine from the nite markets i wa sin dubai and i went to india and my god i loved it there didnt know wat to choose so i ended up buying big hoop anklets i love them and rings the biger the better!!
Reply:I love jewelry. For earrings I like india inspired long flashy earrings. I like long long necklaces can either be worn long or wrapped around a few times. Sparkling Cocktail rings are a favorite too...alone they can make a plain outfit really stylish.
Reply:I always buy pretty jewellery but I never wear it! I always forget and I like to accessorize my outfits with statement shoes, belts or bags rather than jewellery.
Money in the hand?
this might sound strange, today i went into a shop and the lady gave my change to me by pressing it hard into my palm this is an honest question, what was the meaning of this? anyone know?
Money in the hand?
either A- you did something in the store that was bad or rude, or B-she just does that to everyone
Reply:you were touched by an angel,,,,you should feel 'blessed'.
Reply:The only myth I can think of that has anything to do with money and hands is an old wives tale. When your right palm is itchy it's money coming in. When your left palm is itchy it's money going out. Maybe the clerk was just in a bad mood or didn't want your change to fall out of your hand.
Reply:Nothing. She pressed the change hard into your hand so you would close it for the change to not fall out.
Reply:I don't know if it has a meaning, it might have a meaning to her, maybe it's her way of showing appreciation.
Reply:Maybe she was peeved off about working a sunday lol
Reply:Sounds creepy. Next time give her the exact amount so you don't get any change. She probably just does that with everyone. Either that, or she was putting a curse on you.
Money in the hand?
either A- you did something in the store that was bad or rude, or B-she just does that to everyone
Reply:you were touched by an angel,,,,you should feel 'blessed'.
Reply:The only myth I can think of that has anything to do with money and hands is an old wives tale. When your right palm is itchy it's money coming in. When your left palm is itchy it's money going out. Maybe the clerk was just in a bad mood or didn't want your change to fall out of your hand.
Reply:Nothing. She pressed the change hard into your hand so you would close it for the change to not fall out.
Reply:I don't know if it has a meaning, it might have a meaning to her, maybe it's her way of showing appreciation.
Reply:Maybe she was peeved off about working a sunday lol
Reply:Sounds creepy. Next time give her the exact amount so you don't get any change. She probably just does that with everyone. Either that, or she was putting a curse on you.
Bumps that come & go on wrists and knees?
it all started witch my palms being really itchy as i was in the store buying some lotion for my hands my wrists broke out... (its just spots that swell up eventually making one big white swelled up spot) after i put the benadryl itch stopping creme on it, it went away... the next day i helped to clean out a shed where there were dead spiders and lady bugs, a lot of spider webs with some spider eggs... that day my knees and feet broke out the same way my wrists did the day earlier... now this has been going on for about 5 days... it comes and goes...
Bumps that come %26amp; go on wrists and knees?
Sounds like an allergic reaction. Try some hydrocortizone and if it keeps up see your doctor.
Best Of Luck To You
Gta vice city mp question
Bumps that come %26amp; go on wrists and knees?
Sounds like an allergic reaction. Try some hydrocortizone and if it keeps up see your doctor.
Best Of Luck To You
Gta vice city mp question
A day to celebrate LADIES a poem of affection,, thoughts welcomed?
A novice Poet I become, an experienced soul I am,, comments and "your" thoughts on how you felt when reading.
Color my World"
Clear blue skies, Palm Trees that blow whispers in night,
Oceans green blue and gray, caps of enchanting white,
Sands of spattered cream, shells that endlessly shine,
Lady Godiva appears, my vision of goddess is consigned.
To this picture of beauty in front of me, oh the joy I feel,
Naked brushstrokes flow freely, my soul begins to heal.
You color my world, bedroom eyes matching the calming sea,
Mesmerized by your movements, you set my inhibitions free.
Mountains they rise, the backdrop of this place quiet, serene,
My heart on fire, you color my world, your soul, pristine.
Completing the cycle, the cycle of love, just you and me...
Lay with me now, and.... "Color my World"
A day to celebrate LADIES a poem of affection,, thoughts welcomed?
dang... who'd you write that for? lol
Reply:Wow I have read alot of your poems and this is one of the best ones. Keep up the good work I like them alot. You are surely talented. Oh and what color would you color your world? Im thinking bre colored.LOL just playing with you. I have to I just can't help it.LOL
Reply:I liked it
Color my World"
Clear blue skies, Palm Trees that blow whispers in night,
Oceans green blue and gray, caps of enchanting white,
Sands of spattered cream, shells that endlessly shine,
Lady Godiva appears, my vision of goddess is consigned.
To this picture of beauty in front of me, oh the joy I feel,
Naked brushstrokes flow freely, my soul begins to heal.
You color my world, bedroom eyes matching the calming sea,
Mesmerized by your movements, you set my inhibitions free.
Mountains they rise, the backdrop of this place quiet, serene,
My heart on fire, you color my world, your soul, pristine.
Completing the cycle, the cycle of love, just you and me...
Lay with me now, and.... "Color my World"
A day to celebrate LADIES a poem of affection,, thoughts welcomed?
dang... who'd you write that for? lol
Reply:Wow I have read alot of your poems and this is one of the best ones. Keep up the good work I like them alot. You are surely talented. Oh and what color would you color your world? Im thinking bre colored.LOL just playing with you. I have to I just can't help it.LOL
Reply:I liked it
Looking for a foursome ( golf )?
playing golf in Flordia, 3rd week in April, West palm beach area. Looking for a couple of Ladies that might want to play as a foursome.
Looking for a foursome ( golf )?
dude... www.caddychicks.com good luck and putt well! (high fives Spartan Golfer)
Reply:Not players, but caddies: http://www.caddychicks.com
Reply:Holy crap our avatars are the same
Reply:Go to the course and see if there is anybody you want to play with. If not come back in an hour.
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Looking for a foursome ( golf )?
dude... www.caddychicks.com good luck and putt well! (high fives Spartan Golfer)
Reply:Not players, but caddies: http://www.caddychicks.com
Reply:Holy crap our avatars are the same
Reply:Go to the course and see if there is anybody you want to play with. If not come back in an hour.
Joke.... star if you like?
A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house.
Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.
When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog.
The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?"
The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ***. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean *** dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away."
The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"
The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
Joke.... star if you like?
Lol good one
Reply:Ok you finally got one that made me chuckle.
Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.
When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog.
The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?"
The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ***. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean *** dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away."
The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"
The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
Joke.... star if you like?
Lol good one
Reply:Ok you finally got one that made me chuckle.
Palms 109???
Im having issues with some females that live in my apartment complex. They don't know me but they don't like me. They don't share the same kind of values i do. I carry myself like a lady, i go to school, and i work part time to support my 2 children. I don't hang out, and i stay to myself and i am quiet. one of the girls wrote on my air conditioning unit "monica wuz here and I hate bitches" I knew she was talking about me. my friend told me to read palms 109 every day to keep the enemies away. what can i do about these females that keep bothering me? i just want to live in peace. is it true that reading this scripture will keep the enemies away? what does it really mean?
Palms 109???
Reading God word is always a great way to help in you problem. I live in an apartment that is filled with evil and anger and i am attacked by evil all the time so i know where your coming from. I read the bible too, but i read psalm 23. Doing this and talking to a pastor will help you also. God is there for you and will not give you more than you can handle. Ephesians is a great book to read so you can put on the full armor of God. We both have the same thing happening to us and we will both (with Gods help) get through this.
Reply:Nothing can protect you from enemies.
Psalm 109 and the rest of the Bible promises that when enemies are around us, God will be there to protect us.
The writing on the A/C unit may not be pleasant, but it hasn't really hurt you.
People usually don't like things and people they don't know.
You don't have to become best-buds with the others, but if you are a Christian, you might be missing an opportunity to minister hope to them.
Reply:God tells us to pray for your enemies! His Word is powerful - read all of it and pray for your safety and opportunity to share God's love with others. Jesus Christ is crazy about you! check out www.3abn.org
Reply:Reading bible verses is not going to keep people from bothering you, that is silly. The bible is just a man made book.
But the cocking of a 12 guage shotgun is something that usually keeps people away.
Reply:Isn't that sad, and reflective of the real world. There are people that haven't even met us, and they hate us.
Granted there are those that carry positive feelings as well. Not wanting to generalize.
Reply:Soory that you are having trouble. I'm guessing it's more than just the air conditioning thing, right?
First, you need to know that whoever told you to read Psalm 109 in order to keep the enemies away was incorrect. Using scripture in that manner is a misuse of it...scripture is NOT some sort of an amulet or magical spell. That won't work.
If you read scripture, I hope it is with the intent of learning and knowing it.
As for your problem there, document what they do, then go to the apartment office. Only if you are sure, but don't expect much to be done. These days, as long as money is changing hands, not much gets done.
Meaning, as long as their rent is being paid, management won't care.
Maybe they will.
Reply:That is not the right approach.
This is the right approach:
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
Kill them with kindness.
Reply:I think your friend just wants you to know that your situation is not unique and to take comfort from the fact that even King David faced similar circumstances and he took his complaint to God to find comfort.
Barnes Notes on the Bible
Psalms 109 -
This psalm is ascribed to David, and there is nothing in the psalm to make us doubt the correctness of the title. Kimchi supposes that it refers to the enemies of David in the time of Saul. Grotius and Knapp suppose that it refers to Ahithophel; Dathe, to Shimei; DeWette, that it refers to national foes at a later period than the time of David. It is impossible now to ascertain the occasion on which it was composed. It would seem to have been one of the most trying in the life of David, when his enemies were most bitter against him. It is one of the ��imprecatory�� psalms, and one which is as difficult to reconcile with a kind and forgiving spirit as any other in the book.
In the New Testament Act_1:20 a part of the psalm is applied to Judas the traitor, but without its being necessary to conclude that it had any original reference to him. The conduct of Judas was like the conduct of the enemy of David; the language used in the one case might be properly used in the other.
The psalm consists of three parts:
I. A description of the enemies of the psalmist Psa_109:1-5, as
(a) deceitful and lying;
(b) as using words of hatred;
(c) as fighting against him without cause;
(d) as returning evil for good, and hatred for love.
From this it would seem that the persons referred to were some who had been closely connected with the author; who had received important benefits from him; who had been the subjects of his prayer; and who pursued him from mere malice.
II. A prayer for the punishment of those who had thus wronged him - referring particularly to some one person who had been prominent, or who had instigated others, imploring the infliction of just punishment on him as if he were alone responsible, Psa_109:6-20. It is in this part of the psalm that the principal difficulty in the interpretation consists, as this is made up of severe and apparently harsh and revengeful imprecations. All is in fact invoked on him that any man could ever desire to see inflicted on an enemy.
III. A prayer for the sufferer��s own deliverance, with a promise of thanksgiving, Psa_109:21-31. The psalmist here describes his miserable and suffering condition, and prays that God would interpose - expressing a willingness to suffer anything at the hand of man if God would be his friend - a willingness that they should continue to ��curse,�� if God would ��bless.�� As the result of all, he says that he would find delight in praise - in the public acknowledgment of the goodness of God.
________
If I were giving you some verses to read, I would recommend reading these passages.
Romans 12:16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be conceited. 17 Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. 18 If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.
19 Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord." 20 To the contrary, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head." 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
1 Peter 3:14 But even if you should suffer for righteousness' sake, you will be blessed. Have no fear of them, nor be troubled, 15 but in your hearts regard Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; 16 yet do it with gentleness and respect, having a good conscience, so that, when you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ may be put to shame. 17 For it is better to suffer for doing good, if that should be God's will, than for doing evil.
Reply:Have you spoken with these women? How do you really know they dislike you? You see yourself as different to them in your approach to life, and that may be so, but it soes not mean they dislike you in any active way.
In fact, they may not even think about you much at all. As for seeing 'I hate b***ches written on a wall, that could mean anything ~ perhaps the person who wrote it just doesn't like female dogs!!
If you wish to read Psalm 109 for its beauty and poetry, or to enjoy the religious benefits of its wisdom, do so by all means.
But to condemn people you don't even know for some imagined 'issues' is being a little paranoid and a lot judgemental ~ you may be making a drama out of nothing, and if you tried to actually get to know these women you may find an apartment block full of friends, instead of imagined conflicts which may, or may not, be real.
Good luck! :-)
Reply:Reading scripture does not keep enemies away.
It's likely that your attitude is what is making them dislike you. People are social creatures. Anyone who isolates themselves, especially if they do so arrogantly or pridefully, is going to be mocked. That's human nature.
Reply:Honey, don't only read this scripture, but also pray this scriputre, pray it out loud to God. King David wrote this psalm. David was angry at being attacked by evil people who slandered him and lied. Yet David remained a friend and a man of prayer. While we must hate evil and work to overcome it, we must love everyone, including those who do evil, because God loves them. We are called to hate sin, but love the person. Only through God's strength will we be able to follow David's example.
Reply:Firstly, dont let them get to you...and yes reading the bible really will help you..if you know that you're not in the wrong then get on with your life and God will open a way for you to get away from them other females...Gud Luck
Reply:hmmm...
Reply:The Bible is not a "genie in a bottle." It is not magic. It is the living Word of God. I am puzzled. How can people not know you yet not like you?
Reply:Do you mean Psalms? Ignore them--you don't need them and they don't like you for whatever reason.
horns
Palms 109???
Reading God word is always a great way to help in you problem. I live in an apartment that is filled with evil and anger and i am attacked by evil all the time so i know where your coming from. I read the bible too, but i read psalm 23. Doing this and talking to a pastor will help you also. God is there for you and will not give you more than you can handle. Ephesians is a great book to read so you can put on the full armor of God. We both have the same thing happening to us and we will both (with Gods help) get through this.
Reply:Nothing can protect you from enemies.
Psalm 109 and the rest of the Bible promises that when enemies are around us, God will be there to protect us.
The writing on the A/C unit may not be pleasant, but it hasn't really hurt you.
People usually don't like things and people they don't know.
You don't have to become best-buds with the others, but if you are a Christian, you might be missing an opportunity to minister hope to them.
Reply:God tells us to pray for your enemies! His Word is powerful - read all of it and pray for your safety and opportunity to share God's love with others. Jesus Christ is crazy about you! check out www.3abn.org
Reply:Reading bible verses is not going to keep people from bothering you, that is silly. The bible is just a man made book.
But the cocking of a 12 guage shotgun is something that usually keeps people away.
Reply:Isn't that sad, and reflective of the real world. There are people that haven't even met us, and they hate us.
Granted there are those that carry positive feelings as well. Not wanting to generalize.
Reply:Soory that you are having trouble. I'm guessing it's more than just the air conditioning thing, right?
First, you need to know that whoever told you to read Psalm 109 in order to keep the enemies away was incorrect. Using scripture in that manner is a misuse of it...scripture is NOT some sort of an amulet or magical spell. That won't work.
If you read scripture, I hope it is with the intent of learning and knowing it.
As for your problem there, document what they do, then go to the apartment office. Only if you are sure, but don't expect much to be done. These days, as long as money is changing hands, not much gets done.
Meaning, as long as their rent is being paid, management won't care.
Maybe they will.
Reply:That is not the right approach.
This is the right approach:
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
Kill them with kindness.
Reply:I think your friend just wants you to know that your situation is not unique and to take comfort from the fact that even King David faced similar circumstances and he took his complaint to God to find comfort.
Barnes Notes on the Bible
Psalms 109 -
This psalm is ascribed to David, and there is nothing in the psalm to make us doubt the correctness of the title. Kimchi supposes that it refers to the enemies of David in the time of Saul. Grotius and Knapp suppose that it refers to Ahithophel; Dathe, to Shimei; DeWette, that it refers to national foes at a later period than the time of David. It is impossible now to ascertain the occasion on which it was composed. It would seem to have been one of the most trying in the life of David, when his enemies were most bitter against him. It is one of the ��imprecatory�� psalms, and one which is as difficult to reconcile with a kind and forgiving spirit as any other in the book.
In the New Testament Act_1:20 a part of the psalm is applied to Judas the traitor, but without its being necessary to conclude that it had any original reference to him. The conduct of Judas was like the conduct of the enemy of David; the language used in the one case might be properly used in the other.
The psalm consists of three parts:
I. A description of the enemies of the psalmist Psa_109:1-5, as
(a) deceitful and lying;
(b) as using words of hatred;
(c) as fighting against him without cause;
(d) as returning evil for good, and hatred for love.
From this it would seem that the persons referred to were some who had been closely connected with the author; who had received important benefits from him; who had been the subjects of his prayer; and who pursued him from mere malice.
II. A prayer for the punishment of those who had thus wronged him - referring particularly to some one person who had been prominent, or who had instigated others, imploring the infliction of just punishment on him as if he were alone responsible, Psa_109:6-20. It is in this part of the psalm that the principal difficulty in the interpretation consists, as this is made up of severe and apparently harsh and revengeful imprecations. All is in fact invoked on him that any man could ever desire to see inflicted on an enemy.
III. A prayer for the sufferer��s own deliverance, with a promise of thanksgiving, Psa_109:21-31. The psalmist here describes his miserable and suffering condition, and prays that God would interpose - expressing a willingness to suffer anything at the hand of man if God would be his friend - a willingness that they should continue to ��curse,�� if God would ��bless.�� As the result of all, he says that he would find delight in praise - in the public acknowledgment of the goodness of God.
________
If I were giving you some verses to read, I would recommend reading these passages.
Romans 12:16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be conceited. 17 Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. 18 If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.
19 Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord." 20 To the contrary, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head." 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
1 Peter 3:14 But even if you should suffer for righteousness' sake, you will be blessed. Have no fear of them, nor be troubled, 15 but in your hearts regard Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; 16 yet do it with gentleness and respect, having a good conscience, so that, when you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ may be put to shame. 17 For it is better to suffer for doing good, if that should be God's will, than for doing evil.
Reply:Have you spoken with these women? How do you really know they dislike you? You see yourself as different to them in your approach to life, and that may be so, but it soes not mean they dislike you in any active way.
In fact, they may not even think about you much at all. As for seeing 'I hate b***ches written on a wall, that could mean anything ~ perhaps the person who wrote it just doesn't like female dogs!!
If you wish to read Psalm 109 for its beauty and poetry, or to enjoy the religious benefits of its wisdom, do so by all means.
But to condemn people you don't even know for some imagined 'issues' is being a little paranoid and a lot judgemental ~ you may be making a drama out of nothing, and if you tried to actually get to know these women you may find an apartment block full of friends, instead of imagined conflicts which may, or may not, be real.
Good luck! :-)
Reply:Reading scripture does not keep enemies away.
It's likely that your attitude is what is making them dislike you. People are social creatures. Anyone who isolates themselves, especially if they do so arrogantly or pridefully, is going to be mocked. That's human nature.
Reply:Honey, don't only read this scripture, but also pray this scriputre, pray it out loud to God. King David wrote this psalm. David was angry at being attacked by evil people who slandered him and lied. Yet David remained a friend and a man of prayer. While we must hate evil and work to overcome it, we must love everyone, including those who do evil, because God loves them. We are called to hate sin, but love the person. Only through God's strength will we be able to follow David's example.
Reply:Firstly, dont let them get to you...and yes reading the bible really will help you..if you know that you're not in the wrong then get on with your life and God will open a way for you to get away from them other females...Gud Luck
Reply:hmmm...
Reply:The Bible is not a "genie in a bottle." It is not magic. It is the living Word of God. I am puzzled. How can people not know you yet not like you?
Reply:Do you mean Psalms? Ignore them--you don't need them and they don't like you for whatever reason.
horns
Ladies, Have any of you ever used Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizer that is suppose to give you a suntan look..
The only self-tanner I have found that doesn't leave a terrible smell is Neutrogena. Does the Jergens have a fragrance and does it leave a bad smell on the skin and do you think it works? Does it also leave your palms a mess if you don't wash them right away? I love the results of Lancome but its cost is high and it stinks too.Please give me any brands to try that you have tried and like and where you can buy them.Thanks for any info.
Ladies, Have any of you ever used Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizer that is suppose to give you a suntan look..
You will not find a self tanner that doesn't stink. It is the reaction with the skin that gives the smell. They can put all the perfume they want into the product..but once you shower it off, the chemical reaction takes place and so does the smell. Bummer!
Reply:No, My skin is naturally tan.
Reply:it didnt work for me but it dosent have an oder if that si what u mean
Reply:I tried it and by the 3rd day I had these awful rust colored streaks all over my feet. Don't waste your money.
Reply:pewww I think it stinks! I didn't like it but Lancome is a good product
Reply:Hi......yes I have with continous use of the product your skin will look natural. Not heavy like a self tanner though. Have you tried any tanning salons w/ spray booths. I like the results of that also.
Ladies, Have any of you ever used Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizer that is suppose to give you a suntan look..
You will not find a self tanner that doesn't stink. It is the reaction with the skin that gives the smell. They can put all the perfume they want into the product..but once you shower it off, the chemical reaction takes place and so does the smell. Bummer!
Reply:No, My skin is naturally tan.
Reply:it didnt work for me but it dosent have an oder if that si what u mean
Reply:I tried it and by the 3rd day I had these awful rust colored streaks all over my feet. Don't waste your money.
Reply:pewww I think it stinks! I didn't like it but Lancome is a good product
Reply:Hi......yes I have with continous use of the product your skin will look natural. Not heavy like a self tanner though. Have you tried any tanning salons w/ spray booths. I like the results of that also.
Why did they refuse me a reading?
When I was 18 I made a booking to have a reading with a spiritual reader who had done one for my mum weeks before. Mums was amazing and very thourough and was put on a tape but after the booking the lady rang back and canceled. Each attempt to re appoint was rejected. A palm reader later also refused me a reading as she said some things are best not known. And then a friend of ours attempted Taro readings for me and again said sorry I can't finnish this. What can be SOO bad that no one will read me. I'm now almost 30. Life has been at times trying but i'm married with lovely children. Should I try again?
Why did they refuse me a reading?
Hmmm..I see you married with 2 great kids..and I see you at 29..
Have a great Life..smile
Reply:i would suggest you just take that no as no, there has to be some reason, maybe them not reading is what kept your hand steady all along. thomas
Reply:That is very very odd.
Try again if you'd like. Why not? Maybe this time things won't be so very strange.
Reply:Maybe the gypsie saw the mark of lycanthropy......
Reply:Maybe you will rule the world and they are afraid to say anything. O.o
Reply:A "spiritual reader"...there's no such thing...stay away from that demonic crap.
Reply:I would not try again.
I believe that if you think the future lies in a certain direction, then you automatically try to lean it in that direction (ie: if you find out you will one day become rich playing the pokies - then you play it more often just 'waiting' for it to happen to you).
If you don't know the future, then destiny will play out as it supposed to for you.
Knowing the future means that you will unconsciously try to live by it or change it - which means that that is no longer the future you will have, so it is not really the future at all.
Reply:No its all nonsense, save your money.
Reply:Well, if you honestly believe in all these readings then maybe you should take that woman's advice "some things are better off not known". Just think, if it is really bad how will you handle hearing it.
I personally believe that we don't know the future for a reason. If you want to try again, then go for it. Just keep in mind that what they have to say may not be good, and hard to forget.
Good luck!
Reply:hm. fortune telling is a fun superstition, isn't it? Sadly, they do have the right to refuse service to anyone.
Reply:thats is very strange, my advice to you is to try again, as maybe it was just not the right timeing for you to get you're cards read.
Im sure it should be fine now.
Reply:I believe this is Gods way of protecting you. Phsysics are demonic they do not "read u" they reconize familure spirits. Who have the same mind set as u. Try going to a penticalstal church, this is where u will find direction. Good luck!
Reply:NO...your future is not in their hands anyway... It's in God's
hands and no taro card or spiritual reader would know what
your future is. Only God and he likes it that way.. Stay away from the dark side otherwise it only leads to confusion and uncertaintly. You don't need that in your life. If you want to know, go the God instead
Reply:It would make you at ease about it, so yes but do not reveal the history of it just go, then ask. I agree it's weird.
Reply:Perhaps you have so much of God in your life, the Spirit of God is protecting you and blocking out the evil effects of a so called spiritual reader. The bible condemns consulting such people.
Try reading the Bible for your answers in life and remember you are the first teacher of your children. Your example to them last forever. Be careful with what you do.
The Jews have a wise old saying: "Even if you go into a tanners' shop to look and do not buy anything you still come out with the smell." A tanners' shop was where the dead animals were gutted and cleaned to make clothing. Another way of saying it is even if you do not smoke, if you are with smokers, the smell of the smoke will be with you.
The smell is like your example to your children. If they see you going to spiritual readers, they will also learn to do so as your mother taught you. It may not have harmed your mother but it could hurt you and your children.
Reply:Palm reading is a hoax. It is not real, so no I would not pay good money to have it done. Maybe the lines in you hands were too hard to see or too jumbled or maybe you have that... oh... no ..... yes I can see it from here.... Run people, run... she has that cross under her ring finger... she is a ... witch.
Reply:No, you shouldnt try again. Most psychics out there are fakes and phonies. And you are just wasting your money w/ them. Also, you may have been black listed w/ them as well. In other words, see they all pretty much know each other in the area. If one knows that your mom is a client and your mom said something about you and then they see you, they will automatically say that they cant see you and that is just to scare you. I can assure you that you are fine. Save your money and do what I do, pray. If you are happily married w/ beautiful children then what more do you really need to know? Besides, we can always change the future by simply adjusting our lives. No psychic can tell you exactly what will happen.
Good luck to you. Now take that money you want to spend w/ them and get something special for yourself like a facial or spa or massage' or something. It will be of way more value.
Reply:I think sometimes not knowing is best. There is a reason for everything, and if all of these people couldn't help you, then I think you should just let life play out.. it is true that some things are best left unsaid.
Reply:Leave well enough alone.
I, too, have had similar experiences.
Some things are best left unsaid.
Reply:maybe u r a brigth girl, logical, smart girl..
they are hiding something from u.. thats why.
Reply:you need to get God in your life
Reply:That's odd, but doesn't mean much. Perhaps you have a face people don't like for some reason.
There are no real psychics, though many are good at the skill of cold reading, which is different.
Reply:My mom is a psychic and she would not turn you away.
Reply:give up
Reply:Book a reading with an entirely new psychic, %26amp; volunteer very little information this time. Remember, these readings should be considered as a form of amusement, %26amp; entertainment, %26amp; should not be taken too seriously.
Why did they refuse me a reading?
Hmmm..I see you married with 2 great kids..and I see you at 29..
Have a great Life..smile
Reply:i would suggest you just take that no as no, there has to be some reason, maybe them not reading is what kept your hand steady all along. thomas
Reply:That is very very odd.
Try again if you'd like. Why not? Maybe this time things won't be so very strange.
Reply:Maybe the gypsie saw the mark of lycanthropy......
Reply:Maybe you will rule the world and they are afraid to say anything. O.o
Reply:A "spiritual reader"...there's no such thing...stay away from that demonic crap.
Reply:I would not try again.
I believe that if you think the future lies in a certain direction, then you automatically try to lean it in that direction (ie: if you find out you will one day become rich playing the pokies - then you play it more often just 'waiting' for it to happen to you).
If you don't know the future, then destiny will play out as it supposed to for you.
Knowing the future means that you will unconsciously try to live by it or change it - which means that that is no longer the future you will have, so it is not really the future at all.
Reply:No its all nonsense, save your money.
Reply:Well, if you honestly believe in all these readings then maybe you should take that woman's advice "some things are better off not known". Just think, if it is really bad how will you handle hearing it.
I personally believe that we don't know the future for a reason. If you want to try again, then go for it. Just keep in mind that what they have to say may not be good, and hard to forget.
Good luck!
Reply:hm. fortune telling is a fun superstition, isn't it? Sadly, they do have the right to refuse service to anyone.
Reply:thats is very strange, my advice to you is to try again, as maybe it was just not the right timeing for you to get you're cards read.
Im sure it should be fine now.
Reply:I believe this is Gods way of protecting you. Phsysics are demonic they do not "read u" they reconize familure spirits. Who have the same mind set as u. Try going to a penticalstal church, this is where u will find direction. Good luck!
Reply:NO...your future is not in their hands anyway... It's in God's
hands and no taro card or spiritual reader would know what
your future is. Only God and he likes it that way.. Stay away from the dark side otherwise it only leads to confusion and uncertaintly. You don't need that in your life. If you want to know, go the God instead
Reply:It would make you at ease about it, so yes but do not reveal the history of it just go, then ask. I agree it's weird.
Reply:Perhaps you have so much of God in your life, the Spirit of God is protecting you and blocking out the evil effects of a so called spiritual reader. The bible condemns consulting such people.
Try reading the Bible for your answers in life and remember you are the first teacher of your children. Your example to them last forever. Be careful with what you do.
The Jews have a wise old saying: "Even if you go into a tanners' shop to look and do not buy anything you still come out with the smell." A tanners' shop was where the dead animals were gutted and cleaned to make clothing. Another way of saying it is even if you do not smoke, if you are with smokers, the smell of the smoke will be with you.
The smell is like your example to your children. If they see you going to spiritual readers, they will also learn to do so as your mother taught you. It may not have harmed your mother but it could hurt you and your children.
Reply:Palm reading is a hoax. It is not real, so no I would not pay good money to have it done. Maybe the lines in you hands were too hard to see or too jumbled or maybe you have that... oh... no ..... yes I can see it from here.... Run people, run... she has that cross under her ring finger... she is a ... witch.
Reply:No, you shouldnt try again. Most psychics out there are fakes and phonies. And you are just wasting your money w/ them. Also, you may have been black listed w/ them as well. In other words, see they all pretty much know each other in the area. If one knows that your mom is a client and your mom said something about you and then they see you, they will automatically say that they cant see you and that is just to scare you. I can assure you that you are fine. Save your money and do what I do, pray. If you are happily married w/ beautiful children then what more do you really need to know? Besides, we can always change the future by simply adjusting our lives. No psychic can tell you exactly what will happen.
Good luck to you. Now take that money you want to spend w/ them and get something special for yourself like a facial or spa or massage' or something. It will be of way more value.
Reply:I think sometimes not knowing is best. There is a reason for everything, and if all of these people couldn't help you, then I think you should just let life play out.. it is true that some things are best left unsaid.
Reply:Leave well enough alone.
I, too, have had similar experiences.
Some things are best left unsaid.
Reply:maybe u r a brigth girl, logical, smart girl..
they are hiding something from u.. thats why.
Reply:you need to get God in your life
Reply:That's odd, but doesn't mean much. Perhaps you have a face people don't like for some reason.
There are no real psychics, though many are good at the skill of cold reading, which is different.
Reply:My mom is a psychic and she would not turn you away.
Reply:give up
Reply:Book a reading with an entirely new psychic, %26amp; volunteer very little information this time. Remember, these readings should be considered as a form of amusement, %26amp; entertainment, %26amp; should not be taken too seriously.
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Are marbles made of marble?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
When people say, "I��m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do bullies always ask "what��s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Whats a question with no answer called?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Do they put underwear on corpses?
Do bubbles freeze in winter?
What sound does a bunny make?
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?
If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Can bald men get lice??
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be ��under par�� in any thing else?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why are Pringles curved?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why can��t a baby cry while it��s inside its mother?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do dogs sniff other dog��s bottoms to say hello, why don��t they just bark in their face or something?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why do you go ��back and forth�� to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Do they have girl��s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Can mute people burp?
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures��?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
What is a male ladybug called?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Do cows drink milk?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Do the different "M%26amp;M's"? colors taste different?
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A %26amp; Canada?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Do birds pee?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Can dogs have dog days?
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn��t people aim for their head or crotch?
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
I have often thought of the through the center of the earth one... wouldn't you just end up floating in the middle?
Funny how you have the blurb of where you got the questions from...
mother-in-law rearranged spells woman hitler... everyone know that, but its still funny
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Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Reply:the baby may only weigh 7 lbs when its born but theres also the milk in the mothers breasts, the placenta, the water weight mom has gained... its really not that difficult to know the answer to that one... Report It
Reply:That one's going to keep me in a good mood for a long time, my favorite one was the one about the genie not granting this wish, I want to say it's wasted but oh...now give my 1 cent back! Report It
Reply:lol all of those were so true and had a good point Report It
Reply:Christmas Lights probably say that because they are not rated for underwater use. I think (NEMA 3R)
Reply:Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Reply:Cows drink miilk. I think your questions are very good. Many were funny, actually most were funny. Thanks for writing them all.
Reply:I dont care what that other person said about yawning, cause those were great questions, I could answer a few but they were all very interesting.. haha thanks for the laugh and good luck!
Reply:no i cant, but i'd love to try if i can stay awake while reading the questions
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heads slowly falls...bumps on desk and im asleep..
Reply:why is where you park called a driveway and where you drive a parkway?
why is stuff that goes across the ocean cargo and stuff that is shiped on land shipment?
Reply:You have way to much time on your hands to wonder all of these answers but I am sure you can find out all the answers if you wanted too.
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Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Are marbles made of marble?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
When people say, "I��m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do bullies always ask "what��s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Whats a question with no answer called?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Do they put underwear on corpses?
Do bubbles freeze in winter?
What sound does a bunny make?
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?
If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?
If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Can bald men get lice??
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be ��under par�� in any thing else?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why are Pringles curved?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why can��t a baby cry while it��s inside its mother?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do dogs sniff other dog��s bottoms to say hello, why don��t they just bark in their face or something?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why do you go ��back and forth�� to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Do they have girl��s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Can mute people burp?
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures��?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
What is a male ladybug called?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Do cows drink milk?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Do the different "M%26amp;M's"? colors taste different?
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?
Why do donuts have holes?
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A %26amp; Canada?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Do birds pee?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Can dogs have dog days?
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn��t people aim for their head or crotch?
Just want to see if anyone can anwer all these?
I have often thought of the through the center of the earth one... wouldn't you just end up floating in the middle?
Funny how you have the blurb of where you got the questions from...
mother-in-law rearranged spells woman hitler... everyone know that, but its still funny
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Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Reply:the baby may only weigh 7 lbs when its born but theres also the milk in the mothers breasts, the placenta, the water weight mom has gained... its really not that difficult to know the answer to that one... Report It
Reply:That one's going to keep me in a good mood for a long time, my favorite one was the one about the genie not granting this wish, I want to say it's wasted but oh...now give my 1 cent back! Report It
Reply:lol all of those were so true and had a good point Report It
Reply:Christmas Lights probably say that because they are not rated for underwater use. I think (NEMA 3R)
Reply:Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Reply:Cows drink miilk. I think your questions are very good. Many were funny, actually most were funny. Thanks for writing them all.
Reply:I dont care what that other person said about yawning, cause those were great questions, I could answer a few but they were all very interesting.. haha thanks for the laugh and good luck!
Reply:no i cant, but i'd love to try if i can stay awake while reading the questions
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heads slowly falls...bumps on desk and im asleep..
Reply:why is where you park called a driveway and where you drive a parkway?
why is stuff that goes across the ocean cargo and stuff that is shiped on land shipment?
Reply:You have way to much time on your hands to wonder all of these answers but I am sure you can find out all the answers if you wanted too.
Reply:thanks you for your questionsssssssssssssssssss. don't know what to do??? i can judge buy this that you are a scrooge type of people, who wants to get the much benefit for a little possibly zero cost. since you put questionsssssssss in many fields, wrap into one panel that made this computer dizzy to clasified. If you break your Q's, maybe you'll get better answers.
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At a distance Abner was running as fast as he could hoping that he would not miss the selection. Only ten remained. People held their breath not knowing who the chosen one would be. Abner ran ......crossed the village nearing the grounds......by now only three remained. Everyone waited in anticipation ....yet another participant walked away as he was not selected.....now only two remained.....a young lady who looked like she had been trained for dueling with spear and a mage who seemed to turn pale by the atmosphere of suspense. The lady came forward.....hesitating every step she took...drawing nearer and nearer to the orb.....the orb which was dark all the time suddenly glowed for a split second....but went dark again......she walked away......at that very moment every one present in the ground burst into applause considering that the guardian was the mage who stood there frozen not knowing what to do.....Abner made it just in time to witness the mage who was declared to be the chosen one approaching the orb. He stood in front of the orb��.nothing happened. Getting impatient the mage paced his palm on the orb. At that very moment a strong repelling force hit the mage hard on his chest ad he was thrown back with a great force. All the people who were a moment ago cheering for their ��supposed to be�� new guardian became silent. They all looked at the orb confused��..even Rolan didn��t understand what just happened. Abner pushed himself through the crowd to see what was going on. Suddenly the orb started glowing with great intensity. Every one was blinded by the light emitted by the orb. Slowly the intensity of the light decreased��but it continued to glow. Rolan glared at the orb with eyes wide open. Then something very strange happened. The orb emitted a distinct ray of red light towards the crowd. People jumped out of its way trying to avoid it. Abner couldn��t believe what he was seeing. He was completely stunned. Though he tried Abner was unable to move out of the way. His felt like his feet were glued to the ground. The ray of light collided with Abner and within no time he was completely engulfed in red light. Only the outline of his body was visible. The orb began to deform itself. It turned into what looked like raw source of energy expanding itself into a definite shape. The energy grew lager and larger and after sometime there was a huge explosion. All the people ran blindly in random directions to save themselves from the explosion. The entire ground was covered by a layer of smoke and dust rising in the air. As the smoke slowly started to clear out everyone was bewildered on the sight of something spectacular��something that mesmerized all the people. It was the sight of a dragon. The dragon was as tall as two men from head to toe. In addition to its four grasping limbs, it had large taloned wings a long powerful neck and a spiked tail. The dragon��s body was completely covered with tough shiny red scales that overlapped each other very neatly. It��s under wings were completely black. It stood there motionless, its huge red eyes constantly staring into Abner��s who was just standing just a few feet away from the dragon. Abner slowly walked towards the dragon. He was not in control of his motion. He was afraid to approach it, yet a strong force attracted him towards the dragon. Ariana seeing him walking towards the dragon shouted helplessly,�� Abner! No!�� She ran towards him when Rolan caught Ariana by her hand and said calmly,�� There is nothing to worry, your son s the chosen one. And the dragon is his companion which resembles his valiant and brave heart.�� Ariana looked at Rolan and then towards Abner who was now facing the dragon both staring into each other��s eyes intensely. Abner lifted his hand and moved it over the dragon��s head. Then he put his hand down and walked a step back as the dragon stretched its wings. Rolan and the king came forward. Ariana came running to Abner and hugged him tightly. Arian said as she wiped her tears ��Abner! Are you all right? I was so worried about you!�� Abner said weakly ��Mother, I am fine. But I can��t believe what happened now�� Rolan smiled at Abner as he walked towards him and said,�� Welcome my boy. You are the fifth guardian. ��The Flame Guardian��. From now you bear great responsibilities on your shoulders. Be humble with the extraordinary power that you are gifted with.�� All the people present in the ground slowly walked forward. Rolan continued,�� This fabulous companion of yours is a uniquely powerful dragon gifted with powers of the element fire. From now you and your dragon share a bonding with each other which you have to strengthen. Love your companion, win his trust.�� ��Anyways! What name have you decided to keep for your dragon Abner?�� smiled Rolan. Abner looked back at the dragon who was now exploring the surroundings which were totally new to him. Suddenly the name ��Amber�� came to his mouth. ��Amber eh? Well the name symbolizes the dragon quiet well!�� said Rolan. Abner nodded still unable to swallow the incident that occurred moments ago which has now changed his life completely. The entire crowd applauded for their new guardian, Abner. People went up to him and congratulated him, patted him on his back. Everyone looked happy. But this happiness was short lived. Moments later the skies suddenly turned dark. The ground rumbled. All the people were silenced. Amber looked agitated. He stood up high and roared. Rolan stood alert, his staff glowing brightly. The air turned cold and dry. All of a sudden the ground started shaking and dark figures rose from the ground like ghosts. They had a murky appearance. Like shadows they moved. People ran blindly to save their lives. Amber immediately locked his eyes at two dark figures approaching towards him. He opened his mouth wide open, exposing a set of razor sharp teeth and shot a ball of flame at them. The ball of flame hit the two dark figures and exploded killing them at the spot. Rolan quickly got down and positioned his staff towards the sky. The dark figures seemed to completely draw life out of the people who came in their way intentionally or unintentionally. Rolan was murmuring some chants under his lips. Four dark figures headed for Abner who was looking for his mother. They surrounded him and began to suck the life out of Abner as he looked at them helplessly. He felt his feet turn numb. He no longer had the strength to support himself on his feet. As he knelt down felling weak and helpless from a distance he saw the staff of Rolan emit a light blue wave which spread all over the ground��..and then everything went dark.
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i read half and it was really good. 2 long to read all of it now. will finish later. star!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:OMG That's so good. Keep up the good work!
Reply:cool! awesome! keep it up!
Reply:Really kool imagination and good writing....keep it up!
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Sorry i suppose now you all might be able to read it...please leave your comments:)?
i read half and it was really good. 2 long to read all of it now. will finish later. star!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:OMG That's so good. Keep up the good work!
Reply:cool! awesome! keep it up!
Reply:Really kool imagination and good writing....keep it up!
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I saw a picture of a guy with his arm around a celebrity female and in the photo he was making a hand gesture?
where his index finger and middle finger were out then his ring finger was bent (folded) into his palm /fist and then his pinky finger was also straight out. So in a nut shell if you look at your hand it would look like you only had 3 fingers your index, middle and pinky fingers and no thumb or ring finger.
I was told this means "Two in the Pink and One in the stink" Is that true? If it is watch out for that ladies...
I saw a picture of a guy with his arm around a celebrity female and in the photo he was making a hand gesture?
LMAO. hahaaaaaaaaaaa
hey grimmybear is my arc ready? Lol
Reply:yeah email me @ e_yy_e_c_a_n_d_y@yahoo.com Report It
Reply:You do realize that you are a sick little monkey, right Grimmy???
You should have combined this question with the one about hemorrhoids and telemarketers. LMAO
I was told this means "Two in the Pink and One in the stink" Is that true? If it is watch out for that ladies...
I saw a picture of a guy with his arm around a celebrity female and in the photo he was making a hand gesture?
LMAO. hahaaaaaaaaaaa
hey grimmybear is my arc ready? Lol
Reply:yeah email me @ e_yy_e_c_a_n_d_y@yahoo.com Report It
Reply:You do realize that you are a sick little monkey, right Grimmy???
You should have combined this question with the one about hemorrhoids and telemarketers. LMAO
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