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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Aquarius, what are my...?

tell me abought an aquarius lady...me what should my trates be? i was born 2-18 an the change over...mean anything i also have a star an my left palm print?
Aquarius, what are my...?
If you're a typical Aquarian you like to debate/argue, have high yet down to earth standards when it comes to dating, are VERY loyal to your true friends, are a little weird and diverse, have friends from all races, like to laugh, very opinionated, open-minded, and you don't like stuck-up or people that brag. We're also very sensitive on the inside but have trouble showing our feelings on the outside. A LOT of people don't know that about Aquarians because we're known for being unemotional when in actuality we're not. We also need "me time" every now and again. I can be a social butterfly one minute but will want to be by myself the next. Oh yeah, we're very friendly, intelligent people and also very stubborn..lol. That's how I am anyway. I'm Aquarius too =)
Reply:Hello fellow Aquarian. Tell me if this sounds familiar. We are very caring about humanity but we tend to hold back on showing affection. You are close to Pisces so you may be more empathetic than I. You are probably somewhat psychic and you prefer to think about the future rather than the past. If a friend is in need, you will drop everything to help them. Some people may consider you an airhead but they don't realize that you are just thinking about alot of things at once. You may love doing puzzles that challenge your mind. And, regardless of how well you did in high school, you love to learn and getting many degrees is not outside your reach or dreams. You probably love metaphysics and the unusual.



Am I close?
Reply:I am a aquarius too. I am a welder by trade. We are artistic and excentric people
Reply:you like to pursue males that you don't have a chance with. you are very friendly and have several strange friends.
Reply:star on palm usually means you should develop your psychic abilities. find out which talent you possess......and there are many. read up.

AQUARIUS: the baby of the zodiac..like to be nurtured and pampered. a loner in general, but pick friends carefully. You do not like showing affection in public, but behind closed doors it is a different story. You are private about your life...(females) ( males tend to say too much!)

and dont like others knowing too many intimate details. You would do well in a job with money (your main focus) and papers , such as in a bank. You like things YOUR way...see all in black or white...You find it hard to say you are wrong..or apologize. You like gadgets and anything NEW...always searching for new adventures, new people, new toys..etc..

you do well with your opposite sign of LEO..with a gemini if they dont drive you nuts...and friends with other aquarius or pisces people..... not sure how old you are, so i wont go into your sexual traits.....enjoy life....its short.
Reply:You are just too cool and funny and understanding and are the best friend....EVER.

Joke:::: Body Language?

A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her t*ts! The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls, the woman then turns around, grabs her @ss and struts off the bus!!



A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride a different route!"



Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.' She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the
Joke:::: Body Language?
Pmsl your on a roll tonight, I just choked up my soda, haha good one...star
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hehehe hahaha ;)
Reply:great!



hehehe
Reply:pmsl
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:nice one wrinkly

starred
Reply:like the girl who goes to the dentist with her dad

after a few minutes the dentist comes out %26amp; tells her dad that she has got both breasts out %26amp; is pointing to her crotch

dad says "sorry she's deaf %26amp; dumb. she wants 2 out %26amp; 1 filling"



boom boom
Reply:... HAHAHA!!!! (IN THE GOOD WAY!!)
Reply:thanks for that, will have to try that sign language myself, pmsl



have a star



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Reply:Hahahahahhahahahahaaa, ffs have you found a new joke book hahahaha, that was class.
poison ivy

What do you think of the story?

i read this beautiful story on net. what do you think of it?



A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.



The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.



The boy asked, "Ma`am, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"



The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."



"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.



The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I`ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida."



Again the woman answered in the negative.



With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.



The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."



The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I was talking to!"
What do you think of the story?
Very cute, I loved it. As soon as I read he had a smile on his face when he hung up, I knew what he was up to. I loved it, thank you.
Reply:What the hell is up with these people? That story is adorable. I'm new to this section, I live in the religion section. I came to this section to get away from the jerks. Are most of the people asses here too? Take care. Thanks again, I needed the happy it gave me when I read it. Report It
Reply:Hahahahahaha not funny at all
Reply:that was reallu positive for a little boy.
Reply:aww cute
Reply:too much thinkin involved b4 i understood it...a lil 2 wordy, but wen i got it, n pictured some1 my lil bros age doin it i thot it was clever n cute!
Reply:not bad
Reply:meh....
Reply:uhhh what was that?

  • makeup video
  • Milestone jokes?

    JOKE TIME AGAIN





    The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they


    had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure


    out what was wrong.





    As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the


    sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the


    altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a


    fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and


    mess with the lady's mind.





    In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.


    Your prayers will be answered."





    The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying


    her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and


    tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers


    will be answered!"





    Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath


    of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS


    CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"





    The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR


    MOTHER!"














    Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were


    approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the


    pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until


    they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.





    As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,


    "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?


    Would you please pronounce where we are . very slowly?"





    The manager leaned over the counter and said:


    "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."

















    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The


    girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play


    house?"





    He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"





    The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."





    "Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no


    idea what that means."





    The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the


    husband then."




















    Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible. "





    Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went


    wrong, they said I was responsible. "




















    A blonde goes into aDunkin Donuts and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.





    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!





    I've won a motorhome!"





    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."





    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"





    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."





    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"





    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...





    "W I N A B A G E L"

















    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.





    His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for


    me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".





    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened


    it and found a brand new bathroom scale.





    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

















    "Arizona Vacation"








    On doctor's orders, Johnny had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services.


    Johnny's brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of. "Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asked.





    "I might as well take a look at it before the others get here." The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his work.





    "He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."




















    "Airline Ticket"








    As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a


    man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't


    happy with the price of $59 per ticket.





    "I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted,


    saying he would accept a flight at any time. I managed


    to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight. "I'll take it,"


    he said, then worried his wife might not like the


    early hour.





    I warned there was a fee of $25 per person if he


    changed the reservation.





    "Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's


    fifty bucks?"























    "Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear"








    1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."


    2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax


    forms."


    3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you


    can't lose."


    4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the


    market is just a minor correction."


    5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape--


    you'll live to be 100!"


    6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly


    go wrong."


    7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--


    I'll never tell a soul."


    8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:


    "Even a child can do it."


    9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--


    we'll back you up."


    10. Someone giving you directions says:


    "You can't miss it."


    11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of


    turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."


    12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations!


    You're an instant winner!"




















    "Fishing on Sunday"








    A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached


    against fishing on Sunday.





    The next day, one of his members presented him with a fine


    string of fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell


    you, parson, that those trout were caught on Sunday."





    The minister hesitated, gazed appreciatively at the speckled


    trout, and then said piously as he reached for his gift, "The


    fish aren't to blame for that."




















    "Cross-eyed Bear"








    A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday.


    He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something


    happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about.





    He told his mother, "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher


    made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I


    can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel


    bad for him.





    The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such


    a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's


    amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.





    Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,


    "I know what Jeffrey's talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear!'"




















    "Benefits of Tithing"








    Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The


    minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and


    yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No


    water! We're going to die!"





    The second man comfortably propped himself up against a palm tree and


    acted so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?! ?


    We're going to die!!"





    The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."





    The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What


    difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no


    water! We're going to DIE!!!"





    The second man answered with a confident smile, "No, you just don't get


    it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a


    week. Our church is getting ready to start a building program. My


    pastor and the finance committee will find me"

    Milestone jokes?
    LOL.


    u got lots of good jokes...really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day ...
    Reply:ssweet
    Reply:EXCELLENT...I liked the scale one!
    Reply:12 jokes all in the same post? Pretty good jokes. Thanks
    Reply:nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol





    SYC? Skylake ?
    Reply:They where all really funny jokes
    Reply:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.





    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."





    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."





    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


    Is'nt he clever?

    A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation.



    The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"



    The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."



    "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."



    The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.



    The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."



    Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
    Is'nt he clever?
    smart boy!!lol.
    Reply:hahahahahahahahaha will you PLEASE PLEASEEEE join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups
    Reply:HAHAHA...lol That was great...
    Reply:Hahaha very good.................I like it!
    Reply:that pretty clever and admirable !!!!!!



    kids r very curious trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Reply:keep on posting like this,really outstanding.I like it *_*.He is clever like me
    Reply:O.M.G. lol this was HALARIOUS U DESERVE A *
    Reply:so funny!
    Reply:That's really smart and funny! :)
    Reply:haha! I like it!
    Reply:That was a really smart boy....lol. That was cute.
    Reply:Ha I like that one.
    Reply:LOL. nice! made me smile. thanks! have a star!
    Reply:haha nice one
    Reply:I wish i was that smart as a kid
    Reply:great!
    Reply:very funny

    excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...

    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her?

    Here's the deal: Went out with an attractive girl that we had lots in common with. She did the following and ladies I want you to tell me the meaning of these actions She extended her arms out toward me with her palms up, not touching mine, she kept crossing her legs and leaning over. She kept playing with her boot. She told me she didnt' have socks on under her boots, she gave me sips of her drinks several times, she also invited me to see the house she was going to be until she realized it was getting late. We were out until a little after midnight during the work week.

    I flirted with her, held her hand for a little bit before s, and told her that I could tell that she was into yoga and loved to cook. Both were true. She seemed amazed. She also seemed red and was smiling alot and at one point rested her chin on her palm while she laughed at things I said that weren't even meant to be funny. I asked her out again, and she said "I'd love to" with this face like "aww, isn't that cute.

    3 days ago

    Additional Details

    3 days ago



    When I put my hand in hers, she held it, but seemed confused then I asked her if she minded it, she stared at her menu and said no, then she pulled it away after about 5 seconds.



    Also, I have called her a total of 5 times in those three weeks and I never plan to ever again.



    A year later (Christmas eve), I found her profile by accident on another website.



    So I said hi and she pretty much said



    "It's nice to 'see' you again and asked me if I still worked where I did (how did she remember)?



    I asked her out to dinner again, is that wrong or do you think she's still interested.

    6 hours ago - 3 days left to answer.

    Additional Details

    6 hours ago



    UPDATE: After I had left her an email and just asked what happened. i thought she was interested and what it was I did exactly that had put her off.



    She responded that she was extremely busy in general and felt I gave her no time to get back to me and thought it was too early to make it an issue at the time so she moved on.



    She's the one that wanted to see me again that next weekend, I didn't have to chase her because I look foolish.



    Did I do something wrong or is she a tease? Not enough time, it's been a year.



    Why can't I trust any of you?
    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
    just dont bother with her - you're not the bad guy at all

    she basically used you for a bit of fun and probably gets a kick out of men chasing her so dont give her the satisfaction



    not all women are like this but its understandable that you have trust issues when someone has messed you around



    just live and let go and dont let her know she has even bothered you
    Reply:nawww you poor thing...you CAN trust us but its just a matter of finding the RIGHT ONE to put your TRUST IN...she was totally screwing with your head dude...no you did nothing wrong...she was just a tease...
    shoes stock

    Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?

    Culture and customs in Nepal run deep. Some of them you will find interesting, some strange and others beyond logic. But as long as you show respect and sensitivity to local traditions, willingness to learn and adapt to Nepalese ways and values, you will be fine. For a people so deeply rooted in traditions and culture, Nepalese are remarkably open-minded and easy-going. If at any time, you have doubts, ask or simply do what other Nepalese do.



    The list here is just a simple, brief introduction and in no way exhaustive:



    "Namaste" is a common act done by putting the palms together in a prayer like gesture to greet anyone in Nepal. Do not take it seriously if any Nepalese hesitates to shake hands because it really hasn't been very long since western traditions crept into the Nepalese way of life. In Nepal, people especially ladies; not normally shake hand when they greet one another.



    Nepal Visitors

    Thamel,Kathmandu,Nepal

    www.nepalvisitors.com

    kulendra@nepalvisitors.com
    Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?
    I think it's great that you are trying to make more travelers aware of their options in Nepal, but you really shouldn't post questions to advertise your company/business.



    You should wait until you find a question about traveling to Nepal and answer it with a link to your website. That way you are promoting your business and abiding by the terms of Yahoo!



    (I do want to make it clear that I do NOT report people for posts like this, so please don't worry.)
    Reply:i got the idea. namaste

    Anyone hungry for a laugh?

    Two hungry tramps are walking down a country lane. One sees a pile of horse manure. He picks up a piece and lays it in the palm of his hand. ��I��m going to show this to the lady at the big house up the road and I will ask her to make it into a sandwich for me. She will feel sorry for us and give us some food.�� ��Do you think that will work?�� asks the other tramp. ��Of course, never fails.�� They go to the front door of the big house and knock on the door whereupon the lady of the house appears. The tramp asks: ��Excuse me my lady but is it possible you could give me two pieces of bread so I can make a sandwich with this piece of horse manure?�� The lady looks askance; ��You cannot eat that my man������go round to the stables and get a hot one!��
    Anyone hungry for a laugh?
    Wow.That was so hilarious that i'm laughed my smelly socks off which i've worn for about a week or two now.
    Reply:Not as good as I was expecting... Good try though!
    Reply:i can give you a fresh one if you want
    Reply:WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke!!!
    Reply:You are hilarious.....
    Reply:quit telling jokes...ur bad
    Reply:so so funny ^-^
    Reply:lol, nice one
    Reply:that stinks
    Reply::-) Ha ha, the first one today that made me smile.

    Dont know why though...
    Reply:ha ha ha ha ! brilliant :)
    Reply:lol that's really funny



    Visit my Yahoo 360 page and post a feedback please.
    Reply:Like that 1
    Reply:lol. that's good
    Reply:very good
    Reply:LMAO toooo funny LMAO
    Reply:lol that is funny=D
    Reply:sure am tell me a joke
    Reply:hahahaha!!!

    excellent lol

    thanks for sharing.
    Reply:a good one.
    Reply:Great Joke!!!
    Reply:love it
    Reply:that rich
    Reply:terriffic.
    Reply:lol...a fresh one...lol

  • eyeliner
  • How do you feel about her new song?

    Last night was the first time I heard the song and watched the video for the song To The Left by Beyonce. Am I the only one who feels that that song is the new female anthem when it comes to getting rid of the dead weith we call men? My husband hates it!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA! I love the part where she lures him face to face and he starts to get the big head thinking that he's still got her in the palm of her hand and ...........BAM! she snatches the necklace and takes the jacket!!!!!!!!!

    With all the problems that my husband and I are having, I kind of felt liberated. It was like she was saying something to him that I couldn't fix my lips to say to him myself and I think he could sense that. Am I wrong or immature for feeling that way?

    Either way ladies, you've got to admit that the song is off the chain!
    How do you feel about her new song?
    OK I wasn't sure what song you were referring to, so I found it. The song is called Irreplaceable. I like what the song says. I think she did a great job on the video. It's definitely a nice change from Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm



    Yeah it could be a new anthem for the ladies. Fellas need to recognize that they can be replaced and need to get their act together.
    Reply:I haven't heard it, I don't Beyonce because she discarded her own band so she could become more famous. She discarded members of her "family" because she wanted to get ahead in life.

    Have you ever noticed that when someone feels you are completely annoyed by them they try.....?

    to annoy and mess with you more and you just want them to leave you alone. For instance, I was on a plane with a guy who was so rude. He was rude before the plane even took off coming to our seat section and telling me and another passenger lady that he "needed one of us to move because he did not get a seat arrangement with his wife next to him", so one of us will "need" to swap with his wife. No please, no thank you. He was a Californian, of course. I could tell by his stupid palm tree button up shirt. I said no thank you but the lady next to me did it. She got a middle seat too.

    The whole time I sat next to this dipsh*t he kept leaning over me like in my face because I had a window seat. Took about an hour to get out of his seat when I had to use the bathroom proclaiming being "stuck". I think he was deliberatly being obnoxiuos because I wasn't willing to compromise with his dumb *** which was my choice. I paid for my ticket. I wanted to punch him in the head. Is that wrong?
    Have you ever noticed that when someone feels you are completely annoyed by them they try.....?
    Sometimes people are just plain rude and think the world owes them something. I guess depending on the way I felt is the way I might have acted towards that man. I would have to say that the lady who gave up her seat might have had to sit in a middle seat but she probably had a better flight then you because she was away from him.
    Reply:You should have reported the asshole to the stewardess.
    Reply:What an assh***, I would have accidentally spilled my drink on him.
    Reply:one word of advice use less words and more meaningfull actions , what that guy did was wrong but you could have confronted him and made him have a taste of his own bitter medicine.
    kung fu

    Has anyone seen these Korean movies?

    -An Old Garden

    -Hot Lady

    -The Love Tree

    -Crazy First Love

    -April Snow

    -Lover's Concerto

    -The Art of Seduction

    -Sad Movie

    -Everybody Has Secrets

    -Because Love Therefore not Hinder

    -The Windmild Palm Grove

    -Addicted

    -Daddy Long Legs

    -Herb



    Which should I watch first? Please help me!



    Thanks! :D
    Has anyone seen these Korean movies?
    An Old Garden - goog movie about historical meditation on the conflict of love and politics



    Crazy First Love - romantic comedy



    April Snow - a good romance from 2005



    Lover's Concerto - I like this movie the most of this four



    More information about all of this movies you can find on this link
    Reply:You can go to rottentomatoes.com to see the movies ratings, and which ever one is fresh and has the highest rating thats the one I would watch first, I put a link below to the movie april snow on rottentmatoes.com
    Reply:Start with April Snow, The LoveTree, and Addicted, then go to Coast Guard if you can find it.

    Do you believe psychics have power???????????

    I never thought these people knew what they be talking about but today this lady told me " I SEE A GIRL SHE LOVES YOU BUT SHE 'S TWO FACES, SHE CHANGES AT TIMES, LIKE SHE BE DOING OTHER THINGS BEHIND MY BACK" now that was kinda freaky 'cause i was thinking about telling my girlfriend who i've been having problems with to stop saying she loves me,while i was at work cause she's holding back on her feelings and she still worry about other guys like wanting their friendships and that's not called being in love with someone and that kinda freaked me out because i was just thinking about her while the lady (psychic) brought that up then she wanted to do a palm reading but i said no , but somehow i wonder if she knew cause of her so called powers or she just guessed it cause most people have relationships problems nowadays, that's what i ended up thinking but what do you guys think???????
    Do you believe psychics have power???????????
    Hello



    Being psychic is neither a gift, nor a power. It is a natural ability, present in us all, some are aware of it - others not.



    Pam



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    All Like Minded Folk Welcome
    Reply:I believe psychics have powers, its a gift. I doubt she was guessing.
    Reply:They have as much "power" as everyone else. They choose to use their energy in a different way then most.
    Reply:I think that there are SOME people that have psychic powers as a gift or talent.. Most just learn how to make general predictions that we all could do..I too had an experience with one that really seemed to know what she was talking about, it was like she was watching a movie of my life and telling me about it.,, She was one of those 'psychic hot line 'numbers that you call. and she really seemed to know alot about me and what was going on in my life.. I tried calling her back but never could get the same reader..(its a good thing because that month i got a $600.00 phone bill) !!!! That was the most painful and exspensive lesson that I learned....And then I often ask myself "If some of these"psychics" really have powers, why don't you hear about them picking the winning lottery numbers and winning lots of money? This is just my opinion and experience on the subject.
    Reply:some do and some don't. u have to be careful.
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    Guys, do you find it more attractive if women...?

    Have a large appetite (like eating 1/2 a pizza, lol), or a "lady" sized appetite (like they could hold their entire meal right inside the palm of their hand)?
    Guys, do you find it more attractive if women...?
    Depends on how good I now her.

    Like if its the first date and she eats more than I do I would be scared she might turn into a "goodyear blimp" if I marry her....
    Reply:as long as she is being herself then what she eats and how she eats it is not material ---- you love her for who she is
    Reply:I really don't care....but large is nice.
    Reply:It all depends if the meal ends with a "happy ending"
    Reply:small appetite, because then i can eat the rest of her food too
    Reply:Man.... that very much depends on the woman. If she's a nice looking lady with a good appetite that takes care of herself and isnt obese that I would say that's fine. If the person is active and doesnt over eat all the time they will not gain the weight as you seem to be presenting in an oversized portion. I eat a lot myself, but being who I am... very active through work and home chores it doesnt much matter. And my wife also eats a fair portion but she works out and is active with our children a lot so this takes care of it through her metabolism and so there isnt much to worry about. Just curious.. do you have someone being hard on you for your appetite?
    Reply:Well, I like girls that fart loudly, so whatever that takes.
    Reply:don know

    but u better back the truck up
    Reply:doesn't matter..as long as they look good..Big or small.. and I'm desert.
    Reply:I have no problem with it. In fact I dont like it when girls dont eat much or anything. It just doesnt feel right. I could be eating a foot long sub and all she would eat is...air it just doesnt feel right.

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  • Hey ladies i was wondering about?

    do you wear Jewlery everyday? Just wondering, cause when i was younger i didnt really care much for it and now i wear it everyday! i love to shop for earrings especailly. so whats ur favorite kind like rings necklaces..... and do u wear the same jewelry everyday or change it up alot. I know June cleaver on leave it to beaver always had her tiny gold hoops on every episode! there nice but she should have changed her earrings once in a while :) do u have a lot of jewelry? where do u buy it from? I bought alot of mine from the Palm Beach catalog . there stuff is great! nice quality cheap price and they have such a varity of stuff to chose from. my favorite is big earrings! i have a pair of huge gold hoops that i got from clairs accessories at the mall i also like big rings i have a ring thats 45 carats! so tell me what ya like! :)
    Hey ladies i was wondering about?
    I wear jewelry every single day and have forever! Once I was running late for work and flew out of the house without earrings - I felt so naked that I ran out and bought a pair on my coffee break.



    I've collected jewelry for years so I'm able to change things up. I'm always on the lookout for something wonderful and a bit unusual. Many of the pieces I own were purchased during my travels. I'd much prefer a pretty piece of jewelry than a tee shirt as a memento of a trip. Other great sources have been gifts from close friends %26amp; family who know my (very particular) taste well. The most beautiful and most cherished are rings and bracelets passed down from my great grandmother.



    I favor cool metals, especially sterling silver and platinum, and LOVE garnets and rubies, though I also own several nice emeralds. My preference is for items made (or that look like they were made) at the turn of the last century through the Deco age. I also own nearly every piece Elsa Peretti has designed for Tiffany %26amp; Co. since the late 80s. Those are more modern than my usual, yet also very classic looking and a nice change from my others. I have some Robert Lee Morris items that I like for the same reasons.



    And call me crazy, but I seldom like diamonds. (Unless anyone wants to buy me this one Cartier necklace I saw a few years ago...!)
    Reply:hi buy mine from the nite markets i wa sin dubai and i went to india and my god i loved it there didnt know wat to choose so i ended up buying big hoop anklets i love them and rings the biger the better!!
    Reply:I love jewelry. For earrings I like india inspired long flashy earrings. I like long long necklaces can either be worn long or wrapped around a few times. Sparkling Cocktail rings are a favorite too...alone they can make a plain outfit really stylish.
    Reply:I always buy pretty jewellery but I never wear it! I always forget and I like to accessorize my outfits with statement shoes, belts or bags rather than jewellery.

    Money in the hand?

    this might sound strange, today i went into a shop and the lady gave my change to me by pressing it hard into my palm this is an honest question, what was the meaning of this? anyone know?
    Money in the hand?
    either A- you did something in the store that was bad or rude, or B-she just does that to everyone
    Reply:you were touched by an angel,,,,you should feel 'blessed'.
    Reply:The only myth I can think of that has anything to do with money and hands is an old wives tale. When your right palm is itchy it's money coming in. When your left palm is itchy it's money going out. Maybe the clerk was just in a bad mood or didn't want your change to fall out of your hand.
    Reply:Nothing. She pressed the change hard into your hand so you would close it for the change to not fall out.
    Reply:I don't know if it has a meaning, it might have a meaning to her, maybe it's her way of showing appreciation.
    Reply:Maybe she was peeved off about working a sunday lol
    Reply:Sounds creepy. Next time give her the exact amount so you don't get any change. She probably just does that with everyone. Either that, or she was putting a curse on you.

    Bumps that come & go on wrists and knees?

    it all started witch my palms being really itchy as i was in the store buying some lotion for my hands my wrists broke out... (its just spots that swell up eventually making one big white swelled up spot) after i put the benadryl itch stopping creme on it, it went away... the next day i helped to clean out a shed where there were dead spiders and lady bugs, a lot of spider webs with some spider eggs... that day my knees and feet broke out the same way my wrists did the day earlier... now this has been going on for about 5 days... it comes and goes...
    Bumps that come %26amp; go on wrists and knees?
    Sounds like an allergic reaction. Try some hydrocortizone and if it keeps up see your doctor.

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    A day to celebrate LADIES a poem of affection,, thoughts welcomed?

    A novice Poet I become, an experienced soul I am,, comments and "your" thoughts on how you felt when reading.



    Color my World"



    Clear blue skies, Palm Trees that blow whispers in night,

    Oceans green blue and gray, caps of enchanting white,

    Sands of spattered cream, shells that endlessly shine,

    Lady Godiva appears, my vision of goddess is consigned.



    To this picture of beauty in front of me, oh the joy I feel,

    Naked brushstrokes flow freely, my soul begins to heal.

    You color my world, bedroom eyes matching the calming sea,

    Mesmerized by your movements, you set my inhibitions free.

    Mountains they rise, the backdrop of this place quiet, serene,

    My heart on fire, you color my world, your soul, pristine.

    Completing the cycle, the cycle of love, just you and me...







    Lay with me now, and.... "Color my World"
    A day to celebrate LADIES a poem of affection,, thoughts welcomed?
    dang... who'd you write that for? lol
    Reply:Wow I have read alot of your poems and this is one of the best ones. Keep up the good work I like them alot. You are surely talented. Oh and what color would you color your world? Im thinking bre colored.LOL just playing with you. I have to I just can't help it.LOL
    Reply:I liked it

    Looking for a foursome ( golf )?

    playing golf in Flordia, 3rd week in April, West palm beach area. Looking for a couple of Ladies that might want to play as a foursome.
    Looking for a foursome ( golf )?
    dude... www.caddychicks.com good luck and putt well! (high fives Spartan Golfer)
    Reply:Not players, but caddies: http://www.caddychicks.com
    Reply:Holy crap our avatars are the same
    Reply:Go to the course and see if there is anybody you want to play with. If not come back in an hour.

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  • Joke.... star if you like?

    A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house.

    Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.

    When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog.

    The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?"

    The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ***. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean *** dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away."

    The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"

    The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the dog!"
    Joke.... star if you like?
    Lol good one
    Reply:Ok you finally got one that made me chuckle.

    Palms 109???

    Im having issues with some females that live in my apartment complex. They don't know me but they don't like me. They don't share the same kind of values i do. I carry myself like a lady, i go to school, and i work part time to support my 2 children. I don't hang out, and i stay to myself and i am quiet. one of the girls wrote on my air conditioning unit "monica wuz here and I hate bitches" I knew she was talking about me. my friend told me to read palms 109 every day to keep the enemies away. what can i do about these females that keep bothering me? i just want to live in peace. is it true that reading this scripture will keep the enemies away? what does it really mean?
    Palms 109???
    Reading God word is always a great way to help in you problem. I live in an apartment that is filled with evil and anger and i am attacked by evil all the time so i know where your coming from. I read the bible too, but i read psalm 23. Doing this and talking to a pastor will help you also. God is there for you and will not give you more than you can handle. Ephesians is a great book to read so you can put on the full armor of God. We both have the same thing happening to us and we will both (with Gods help) get through this.
    Reply:Nothing can protect you from enemies.

    Psalm 109 and the rest of the Bible promises that when enemies are around us, God will be there to protect us.



    The writing on the A/C unit may not be pleasant, but it hasn't really hurt you.



    People usually don't like things and people they don't know.

    You don't have to become best-buds with the others, but if you are a Christian, you might be missing an opportunity to minister hope to them.
    Reply:God tells us to pray for your enemies! His Word is powerful - read all of it and pray for your safety and opportunity to share God's love with others. Jesus Christ is crazy about you! check out www.3abn.org
    Reply:Reading bible verses is not going to keep people from bothering you, that is silly. The bible is just a man made book.



    But the cocking of a 12 guage shotgun is something that usually keeps people away.
    Reply:Isn't that sad, and reflective of the real world. There are people that haven't even met us, and they hate us.



    Granted there are those that carry positive feelings as well. Not wanting to generalize.
    Reply:Soory that you are having trouble. I'm guessing it's more than just the air conditioning thing, right?

    First, you need to know that whoever told you to read Psalm 109 in order to keep the enemies away was incorrect. Using scripture in that manner is a misuse of it...scripture is NOT some sort of an amulet or magical spell. That won't work.

    If you read scripture, I hope it is with the intent of learning and knowing it.

    As for your problem there, document what they do, then go to the apartment office. Only if you are sure, but don't expect much to be done. These days, as long as money is changing hands, not much gets done.

    Meaning, as long as their rent is being paid, management won't care.

    Maybe they will.
    Reply:That is not the right approach.



    This is the right approach:



    Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

    45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

    46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

    47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

    48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.



    Kill them with kindness.
    Reply:I think your friend just wants you to know that your situation is not unique and to take comfort from the fact that even King David faced similar circumstances and he took his complaint to God to find comfort.



    Barnes Notes on the Bible



    Psalms 109 -

    This psalm is ascribed to David, and there is nothing in the psalm to make us doubt the correctness of the title. Kimchi supposes that it refers to the enemies of David in the time of Saul. Grotius and Knapp suppose that it refers to Ahithophel; Dathe, to Shimei; DeWette, that it refers to national foes at a later period than the time of David. It is impossible now to ascertain the occasion on which it was composed. It would seem to have been one of the most trying in the life of David, when his enemies were most bitter against him. It is one of the ��imprecatory�� psalms, and one which is as difficult to reconcile with a kind and forgiving spirit as any other in the book.



    In the New Testament Act_1:20 a part of the psalm is applied to Judas the traitor, but without its being necessary to conclude that it had any original reference to him. The conduct of Judas was like the conduct of the enemy of David; the language used in the one case might be properly used in the other.



    The psalm consists of three parts:

    I. A description of the enemies of the psalmist Psa_109:1-5, as

    (a) deceitful and lying;

    (b) as using words of hatred;

    (c) as fighting against him without cause;

    (d) as returning evil for good, and hatred for love.



    From this it would seem that the persons referred to were some who had been closely connected with the author; who had received important benefits from him; who had been the subjects of his prayer; and who pursued him from mere malice.



    II. A prayer for the punishment of those who had thus wronged him - referring particularly to some one person who had been prominent, or who had instigated others, imploring the infliction of just punishment on him as if he were alone responsible, Psa_109:6-20. It is in this part of the psalm that the principal difficulty in the interpretation consists, as this is made up of severe and apparently harsh and revengeful imprecations. All is in fact invoked on him that any man could ever desire to see inflicted on an enemy.



    III. A prayer for the sufferer��s own deliverance, with a promise of thanksgiving, Psa_109:21-31. The psalmist here describes his miserable and suffering condition, and prays that God would interpose - expressing a willingness to suffer anything at the hand of man if God would be his friend - a willingness that they should continue to ��curse,�� if God would ��bless.�� As the result of all, he says that he would find delight in praise - in the public acknowledgment of the goodness of God.



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    If I were giving you some verses to read, I would recommend reading these passages.



    Romans 12:16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be conceited. 17 Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. 18 If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.



    19 Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord." 20 To the contrary, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head." 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.



    1 Peter 3:14 But even if you should suffer for righteousness' sake, you will be blessed. Have no fear of them, nor be troubled, 15 but in your hearts regard Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; 16 yet do it with gentleness and respect, having a good conscience, so that, when you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ may be put to shame. 17 For it is better to suffer for doing good, if that should be God's will, than for doing evil.
    Reply:Have you spoken with these women? How do you really know they dislike you? You see yourself as different to them in your approach to life, and that may be so, but it soes not mean they dislike you in any active way.



    In fact, they may not even think about you much at all. As for seeing 'I hate b***ches written on a wall, that could mean anything ~ perhaps the person who wrote it just doesn't like female dogs!!



    If you wish to read Psalm 109 for its beauty and poetry, or to enjoy the religious benefits of its wisdom, do so by all means.



    But to condemn people you don't even know for some imagined 'issues' is being a little paranoid and a lot judgemental ~ you may be making a drama out of nothing, and if you tried to actually get to know these women you may find an apartment block full of friends, instead of imagined conflicts which may, or may not, be real.



    Good luck! :-)
    Reply:Reading scripture does not keep enemies away.



    It's likely that your attitude is what is making them dislike you. People are social creatures. Anyone who isolates themselves, especially if they do so arrogantly or pridefully, is going to be mocked. That's human nature.
    Reply:Honey, don't only read this scripture, but also pray this scriputre, pray it out loud to God. King David wrote this psalm. David was angry at being attacked by evil people who slandered him and lied. Yet David remained a friend and a man of prayer. While we must hate evil and work to overcome it, we must love everyone, including those who do evil, because God loves them. We are called to hate sin, but love the person. Only through God's strength will we be able to follow David's example.
    Reply:Firstly, dont let them get to you...and yes reading the bible really will help you..if you know that you're not in the wrong then get on with your life and God will open a way for you to get away from them other females...Gud Luck
    Reply:hmmm...
    Reply:The Bible is not a "genie in a bottle." It is not magic. It is the living Word of God. I am puzzled. How can people not know you yet not like you?
    Reply:Do you mean Psalms? Ignore them--you don't need them and they don't like you for whatever reason.
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