Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Aquarius, what are my...?

tell me abought an aquarius lady...me what should my trates be? i was born 2-18 an the change over...mean anything i also have a star an my left palm print?
Aquarius, what are my...?
If you're a typical Aquarian you like to debate/argue, have high yet down to earth standards when it comes to dating, are VERY loyal to your true friends, are a little weird and diverse, have friends from all races, like to laugh, very opinionated, open-minded, and you don't like stuck-up or people that brag. We're also very sensitive on the inside but have trouble showing our feelings on the outside. A LOT of people don't know that about Aquarians because we're known for being unemotional when in actuality we're not. We also need "me time" every now and again. I can be a social butterfly one minute but will want to be by myself the next. Oh yeah, we're very friendly, intelligent people and also very stubborn..lol. That's how I am anyway. I'm Aquarius too =)
Reply:Hello fellow Aquarian. Tell me if this sounds familiar. We are very caring about humanity but we tend to hold back on showing affection. You are close to Pisces so you may be more empathetic than I. You are probably somewhat psychic and you prefer to think about the future rather than the past. If a friend is in need, you will drop everything to help them. Some people may consider you an airhead but they don't realize that you are just thinking about alot of things at once. You may love doing puzzles that challenge your mind. And, regardless of how well you did in high school, you love to learn and getting many degrees is not outside your reach or dreams. You probably love metaphysics and the unusual.



Am I close?
Reply:I am a aquarius too. I am a welder by trade. We are artistic and excentric people
Reply:you like to pursue males that you don't have a chance with. you are very friendly and have several strange friends.
Reply:star on palm usually means you should develop your psychic abilities. find out which talent you possess......and there are many. read up.

AQUARIUS: the baby of the zodiac..like to be nurtured and pampered. a loner in general, but pick friends carefully. You do not like showing affection in public, but behind closed doors it is a different story. You are private about your life...(females) ( males tend to say too much!)

and dont like others knowing too many intimate details. You would do well in a job with money (your main focus) and papers , such as in a bank. You like things YOUR way...see all in black or white...You find it hard to say you are wrong..or apologize. You like gadgets and anything NEW...always searching for new adventures, new people, new toys..etc..

you do well with your opposite sign of LEO..with a gemini if they dont drive you nuts...and friends with other aquarius or pisces people..... not sure how old you are, so i wont go into your sexual traits.....enjoy life....its short.
Reply:You are just too cool and funny and understanding and are the best friend....EVER.

Joke:::: Body Language?

A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her t*ts! The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls, the woman then turns around, grabs her @ss and struts off the bus!!



A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride a different route!"



Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.' She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the
Joke:::: Body Language?
Pmsl your on a roll tonight, I just choked up my soda, haha good one...star
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hehehe hahaha ;)
Reply:great!



hehehe
Reply:pmsl
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:nice one wrinkly

starred
Reply:like the girl who goes to the dentist with her dad

after a few minutes the dentist comes out %26amp; tells her dad that she has got both breasts out %26amp; is pointing to her crotch

dad says "sorry she's deaf %26amp; dumb. she wants 2 out %26amp; 1 filling"



boom boom
Reply:... HAHAHA!!!! (IN THE GOOD WAY!!)
Reply:thanks for that, will have to try that sign language myself, pmsl



have a star



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Reply:Hahahahahhahahahahaaa, ffs have you found a new joke book hahahaha, that was class.
poison ivy

What do you think of the story?

i read this beautiful story on net. what do you think of it?



A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.



The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.



The boy asked, "Ma`am, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"



The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."



"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.



The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I`ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida."



Again the woman answered in the negative.



With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.



The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."



The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I was talking to!"
What do you think of the story?
Very cute, I loved it. As soon as I read he had a smile on his face when he hung up, I knew what he was up to. I loved it, thank you.
Reply:What the hell is up with these people? That story is adorable. I'm new to this section, I live in the religion section. I came to this section to get away from the jerks. Are most of the people asses here too? Take care. Thanks again, I needed the happy it gave me when I read it. Report It
Reply:Hahahahahaha not funny at all
Reply:that was reallu positive for a little boy.
Reply:aww cute
Reply:too much thinkin involved b4 i understood it...a lil 2 wordy, but wen i got it, n pictured some1 my lil bros age doin it i thot it was clever n cute!
Reply:not bad
Reply:meh....
Reply:uhhh what was that?

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  • Milestone jokes?

    JOKE TIME AGAIN





    The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they


    had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure


    out what was wrong.





    As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the


    sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the


    altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a


    fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and


    mess with the lady's mind.





    In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.


    Your prayers will be answered."





    The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying


    her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and


    tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers


    will be answered!"





    Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath


    of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS


    CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"





    The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR


    MOTHER!"














    Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were


    approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the


    pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until


    they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.





    As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,


    "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?


    Would you please pronounce where we are . very slowly?"





    The manager leaned over the counter and said:


    "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."

















    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The


    girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play


    house?"





    He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"





    The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."





    "Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no


    idea what that means."





    The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the


    husband then."




















    Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible. "





    Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went


    wrong, they said I was responsible. "




















    A blonde goes into aDunkin Donuts and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.





    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!





    I've won a motorhome!"





    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."





    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"





    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."





    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"





    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...





    "W I N A B A G E L"

















    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.





    His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for


    me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".





    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened


    it and found a brand new bathroom scale.





    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

















    "Arizona Vacation"








    On doctor's orders, Johnny had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services.


    Johnny's brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of. "Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asked.





    "I might as well take a look at it before the others get here." The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his work.





    "He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."




















    "Airline Ticket"








    As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a


    man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't


    happy with the price of $59 per ticket.





    "I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted,


    saying he would accept a flight at any time. I managed


    to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight. "I'll take it,"


    he said, then worried his wife might not like the


    early hour.





    I warned there was a fee of $25 per person if he


    changed the reservation.





    "Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's


    fifty bucks?"























    "Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear"








    1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."


    2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax


    forms."


    3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you


    can't lose."


    4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the


    market is just a minor correction."


    5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape--


    you'll live to be 100!"


    6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly


    go wrong."


    7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--


    I'll never tell a soul."


    8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:


    "Even a child can do it."


    9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--


    we'll back you up."


    10. Someone giving you directions says:


    "You can't miss it."


    11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of


    turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."


    12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations!


    You're an instant winner!"




















    "Fishing on Sunday"








    A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached


    against fishing on Sunday.





    The next day, one of his members presented him with a fine


    string of fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell


    you, parson, that those trout were caught on Sunday."





    The minister hesitated, gazed appreciatively at the speckled


    trout, and then said piously as he reached for his gift, "The


    fish aren't to blame for that."




















    "Cross-eyed Bear"








    A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday.


    He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something


    happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about.





    He told his mother, "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher


    made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I


    can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel


    bad for him.





    The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such


    a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's


    amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.





    Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,


    "I know what Jeffrey's talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear!'"




















    "Benefits of Tithing"








    Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The


    minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and


    yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No


    water! We're going to die!"





    The second man comfortably propped himself up against a palm tree and


    acted so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?! ?


    We're going to die!!"





    The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."





    The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What


    difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no


    water! We're going to DIE!!!"





    The second man answered with a confident smile, "No, you just don't get


    it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a


    week. Our church is getting ready to start a building program. My


    pastor and the finance committee will find me"

    Milestone jokes?
    LOL.


    u got lots of good jokes...really enjoy reading it ..thanks for sharing the jokes.really cheer my day ...
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    Reply:EXCELLENT...I liked the scale one!
    Reply:12 jokes all in the same post? Pretty good jokes. Thanks
    Reply:nice jokes but r u the skyler who goes to SYC? i mite no u lol





    SYC? Skylake ?
    Reply:They where all really funny jokes
    Reply:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.





    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."





    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."





    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


    Is'nt he clever?

    A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner listened to the following conversation.



    The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"



    The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."



    "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."



    The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.



    The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."



    Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
    Is'nt he clever?
    smart boy!!lol.
    Reply:hahahahahahahahaha will you PLEASE PLEASEEEE join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups
    Reply:HAHAHA...lol That was great...
    Reply:Hahaha very good.................I like it!
    Reply:that pretty clever and admirable !!!!!!



    kids r very curious trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Reply:keep on posting like this,really outstanding.I like it *_*.He is clever like me
    Reply:O.M.G. lol this was HALARIOUS U DESERVE A *
    Reply:so funny!
    Reply:That's really smart and funny! :)
    Reply:haha! I like it!
    Reply:That was a really smart boy....lol. That was cute.
    Reply:Ha I like that one.
    Reply:LOL. nice! made me smile. thanks! have a star!
    Reply:haha nice one
    Reply:I wish i was that smart as a kid
    Reply:great!
    Reply:very funny

    excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...

    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her?

    Ladies: What's the deal with her?

    Here's the deal: Went out with an attractive girl that we had lots in common with. She did the following and ladies I want you to tell me the meaning of these actions She extended her arms out toward me with her palms up, not touching mine, she kept crossing her legs and leaning over. She kept playing with her boot. She told me she didnt' have socks on under her boots, she gave me sips of her drinks several times, she also invited me to see the house she was going to be until she realized it was getting late. We were out until a little after midnight during the work week.

    I flirted with her, held her hand for a little bit before s, and told her that I could tell that she was into yoga and loved to cook. Both were true. She seemed amazed. She also seemed red and was smiling alot and at one point rested her chin on her palm while she laughed at things I said that weren't even meant to be funny. I asked her out again, and she said "I'd love to" with this face like "aww, isn't that cute.

    3 days ago

    Additional Details

    3 days ago



    When I put my hand in hers, she held it, but seemed confused then I asked her if she minded it, she stared at her menu and said no, then she pulled it away after about 5 seconds.



    Also, I have called her a total of 5 times in those three weeks and I never plan to ever again.



    A year later (Christmas eve), I found her profile by accident on another website.



    So I said hi and she pretty much said



    "It's nice to 'see' you again and asked me if I still worked where I did (how did she remember)?



    I asked her out to dinner again, is that wrong or do you think she's still interested.

    6 hours ago - 3 days left to answer.

    Additional Details

    6 hours ago



    UPDATE: After I had left her an email and just asked what happened. i thought she was interested and what it was I did exactly that had put her off.



    She responded that she was extremely busy in general and felt I gave her no time to get back to me and thought it was too early to make it an issue at the time so she moved on.



    She's the one that wanted to see me again that next weekend, I didn't have to chase her because I look foolish.



    Did I do something wrong or is she a tease? Not enough time, it's been a year.



    Why can't I trust any of you?
    Ladies: What's the deal with her and why am I the bad guy here?
    just dont bother with her - you're not the bad guy at all

    she basically used you for a bit of fun and probably gets a kick out of men chasing her so dont give her the satisfaction



    not all women are like this but its understandable that you have trust issues when someone has messed you around



    just live and let go and dont let her know she has even bothered you
    Reply:nawww you poor thing...you CAN trust us but its just a matter of finding the RIGHT ONE to put your TRUST IN...she was totally screwing with your head dude...no you did nothing wrong...she was just a tease...
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    Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?

    Culture and customs in Nepal run deep. Some of them you will find interesting, some strange and others beyond logic. But as long as you show respect and sensitivity to local traditions, willingness to learn and adapt to Nepalese ways and values, you will be fine. For a people so deeply rooted in traditions and culture, Nepalese are remarkably open-minded and easy-going. If at any time, you have doubts, ask or simply do what other Nepalese do.



    The list here is just a simple, brief introduction and in no way exhaustive:



    "Namaste" is a common act done by putting the palms together in a prayer like gesture to greet anyone in Nepal. Do not take it seriously if any Nepalese hesitates to shake hands because it really hasn't been very long since western traditions crept into the Nepalese way of life. In Nepal, people especially ladies; not normally shake hand when they greet one another.



    Nepal Visitors

    Thamel,Kathmandu,Nepal

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    kulendra@nepalvisitors.com
    Custom And Culture Information about Nepal to Nepal Visitors/ Nepal Travellers?
    I think it's great that you are trying to make more travelers aware of their options in Nepal, but you really shouldn't post questions to advertise your company/business.



    You should wait until you find a question about traveling to Nepal and answer it with a link to your website. That way you are promoting your business and abiding by the terms of Yahoo!



    (I do want to make it clear that I do NOT report people for posts like this, so please don't worry.)
    Reply:i got the idea. namaste